Jackass Quote of the Week

....and it's only Monday. Sigh.

Giant fuckhead Peter LaBarbera thinks that Obama's nomination for the supreme court might be......GAY! Oh noes. Lock the doors and board the windows.

Who care?

Peter cares. Alot. Maybe too much. Wonder if he has an account at Rentboy.

“If Kagan is practicing immoral sexual behavior, it reflects on her character as a judicial nominee and her personal bias as potentially one of the most important public officials in America. The popular mantra — even among conservatives — is that Kagan’s sexuality is ‘irrelevant.’ But a Justice Kagan would help decide some critically important constitutional issues dealing with: homosexual ‘marriage’ as a supposed civil right; religious liberty and freedom of conscience; and the First Amendment as applied to citizens’ right to oppose homosexuality. So it certainly matters if she, as a lifetime judge, could emerge as a crusading (openly) ‘gay’ advocate on the court." - Peter LaBarbera

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Consequences

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Let's Start The Week Off With Some Sobbing !!

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Junior Brown - My Wife Thinks Your Dead

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Cruel

Shiny!

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Pasca's Wager Is Stupid

If there is any excuse for "believing" that is dumber than Pascal's Wager, I haven't heard it. The amazing thing is it's the one argument I hear more than any other. Sigh.



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Chocolate Jesus - Tom Waits - 10-30-99

Alpha Dog

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Spanked?

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Going to Pot

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Greatest Story Ever?

Christian right leader George Rekers takes vacation with "rent boy"

By Penn Bullock, Brandon K. Thorp

May 06, 2010

The pictures on the Rentboy.com profile show a shirtless young man with delicate features, guileless eyes, and sun-kissed, hairless skin. The profile touts his "smooth, sweet, tight ass" and "perfectly built 8 inch cock (uncut)" and explains he is "sensual," "wild," and "up for anything" — as long you ask first. And as long as you pay.

On April 13, the "rent boy" (whom we'll call Lucien) arrived at Miami International Airport on Iberian Airlines Flight 6123, after a ten-day, fully subsidized trip to Europe. He was soon followed out of customs by an old man with an atavistic mustache and a desperate blond comb-over, pushing an overburdened baggage cart.

That man was George Alan Rekers, of North Miami — the callboy's client and, as it happens, one of America's most prominent anti-gay activists. Rekers, a Baptist minister who is a leading scholar for the Christian right, left the terminal with his gay escort, looking a bit discomfited when a picture of the two was snapped with a hot-pink digital camera.

Reached by New Times before a trip to Bermuda, Rekers said he learned Lucien was a prostitute only midway through their vacation. "I had surgery," Rekers said, "and I can't lift luggage. That's why I hired him." (Medical problems didn't stop him from pushing the tottering baggage cart through MIA.)

Yet Rekers wouldn't deny he met his slender, blond escort at Rentboy.com — which features homepage images of men in bondage and grainy videos of crotch-rubbing twinks — and Lucien confirmed it.

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The Boy Scouts Are a Religious Organization

Supreme Court Upholds Denial of Land Deal

Monday, May 3 WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court on Monday decided to let stand a ruling saying the Boy Scouts cannot lease city-owned parkland in San Diego because the group is a religious organization.

The high court refused to hear an appeal from San Diego-area Boy Scouts who have traditionally leased Balboa Park camp space.

U.S. District Judge Napoleon Jones Jr. ruled in 2003 that San Diego acted improperly when it leased 18 acres of camp space to the Scouts because the group is a religious organization. The judge said the lease violated federal law that prohibits the government promotion of religion.

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Oh Give Me A Effing Break

He might as well scream "Hey, everybody look over here!! Look!! Over here!!! Pay no attention those priests and those altar boys!! LOOK AT THIS MAGIC BLANKET!!!"

Jackass.

I love the phrase "Dismissing skeptics". Zing!


Pope Benedict says Shroud of Turin authentic burial robe of Jesus

Dismissing skeptics on Sunday when he visited the Shroud of Turin, Pope Benedict XVI said the burial cloth was none other than the same robe that once 'wrapped the remains' of Jesus Christ.
By Nick Squires / May 3, 2010 Rome

In the centuries-old debate over the authenticity of the Shroud of Turin, Pope Benedict XVI on Sunday diverged from his predecessor and weighed in favor of those who believe that the burial robe once cloaked Jesus Christ.

Pope Benedict described the shroud, which allegedly bears blood stains and the facial imprint of a long-haired, bearded man, as an icon that once “wrapped the remains of a crucified man in full correspondence with what the Gospels tell us of Jesus.”

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Early Quote Of The Week

I absolutely LOVE when Christians get pissy with other Christians.

"We believe that...Christians, at supposedly the largest evangelical university in the United States...should be the commencement speaker[s] there because they have weathered the storm of life and as a Christian," he contends, arguing that the speaker should not be "a Mormon that teaches false doctrine." - Steve McConkey, founder of the apologetics ministry 4 Winds, reacting to the announcement that Glenn Beck will be the commencement speaker at Jerry Falwell's Liberty University.

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Shel

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Tracy Morgan Is Clearly Insane

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Wow

Buck Owens - Foolin' Around

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