July 09, 2010

Jackass Quote of the Week

"Does this federal judge want to start another culture war? Does he really want another Roe. v. Wade? The simple fact is that the right of the federal government to define marriage for the purposes of its federal law and federal territories has been clear since the late 19th century, when Congress banned polygamy. Only an incompetent defense could have lost this case. We expect to win in a higher court." - Maggie Gallagher, Chairman of NOM.


Giving women the right to decide what happens with their own bodies was a mistake that started a culture war? Maggie is a batshit insane assclown whose deep hatred for homosexuals is disturbing....and curious.
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Tom Waits - Cold Water

Been a HOT week.....time to take a splash...



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July 07, 2010

Bigotry Wins

Bigotry Wins: Hawaii Gov. Lingle Vetoes Civil Unions from Joe Jervis on Vimeo.


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Catholic Church Won't Cover This One Up...

Why should they?

For once, no children were raped in the making of this story....

The Rev. Kevin J. Gray, 64, was charged with first-degree larceny. Police said he used church funds to pay for hotels, restaurant meals, clothing and male escorts. Father Gray turned himself in to authorities Tuesday morning and was to be arraigned in Waterbury Superior Court.

Waterbury police launched an investigation after the archdiocese came to them May 27 and said it had uncovered unauthorized payments from church funds to accounts held by Father Gray and other suspicious transactions, according to the affidavit.

Father Gray wrote checks to himself, paid off his American Express bills, allowed two men to have credit cards in their names on his account and paid for various other expenses -- including tuition to Harvard and rent in New York City for a man he met in Central Park -- using the church's bank account, the document states.

Full Story Here
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July 06, 2010

Ass Is Ass Larry

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Groucho


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Badass Quote of the Week

Who are we to argue with Prince.

He's fucking Prince.

If he says it, it must be so.


"The internet's completely over. I don't see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won't pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can't get it.

The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good.

They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
- Prince


That's right Internet. Time to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.


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Undisciplined Women

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July 05, 2010

I Really Really Dislike This Woman

Can she PLEASE go away....

For Those That Asked...

Mel Gibson will not be featured in "Jackass Quote Of The Week".

Certianly his most recent quotes are Jackass-worthy......it's just that we stopped paying attention to pretty much anything Mel says after his Jesus-torture-porn-cash-in from years back.

We know he's a stark raving loon. No need to pick on the handicapped.



Dick.
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Please Make The Stupid Stop



Ouch.
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Hooty!

My dad's cat Hooty (one of three roaming his house).

Can you see why he will never be a show cat?



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Uh Yeah, No Comment....


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Science!

This has been floating around Twitter for the past few days.

It's a page from a Christian Science textbook from Bob Jones University.

Wow.


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Truth


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July 04, 2010

Too Soon

One of the very first bloggers I ever read and communicated with online passed away last night after fighting serious medical issues for many months. Marie from Attentive Aphorist will be greatly missed.

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