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Thanks for the Tax Cut!
By LARRY DAVID
THERE is a God! It passed! The Bush tax cuts have been extended two years for the upper bracketeers, of which I am a proud member, thank you very much. I’m the last person in the world I’d want to be beside, but I am beside myself! This is a life changer, I tell you. A life changer!
To begin with, I was planning a trip to Cabo with my kids for Christmas vacation. We were going to fly coach, but now with the money I’m saving in taxes, I’m going to splurge and bump myself up to first class. First class! Somebody told me they serve warm nuts up there, and call you “mister.” I might not get off the plane!
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December 21, 2010
If they continue to delete videos like that, it will really cut into my pointing and laughing time.
December 20, 2010
Now here comes the screeching and whining from those whose bigotry is emboldened by a idiotic and meaningless book of retarded myths.
Like this asshole...
"Homosexual sin will always be a stench in the nostrils of Almighty God, an abomination which God condemns and shall punish with everlasting destruction. Even if the Senate had voted 100 to 0 to legalize sin, they could not remove God from His throne of Judgment, before which every knee shall bow, and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord." - Former U.S. Navy Chaplain Gordon Klingenschmitt
Too bad, so sad.
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And yet a simple search of the United States Constitution finds not one single mention of God, Jesus, or Christianity.
I for one couldn't be more thrilled that our laws are NOT based on the ugly sexist, racist, homophobic laws laid out in the Bible.
November 30, 2010
He starts off by saying that this is how the 'founding fathers' did it.
Of course, he doesn't mention that their property was also people.
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November 19, 2010
Wow. Anyone ever bother to tell Glenn that the Tower of Babel is fictional? There isn't one single solitary shred of historical evidence ANYWHERE that it ever existed. It's mentioned in a book of myths and fairy tales. That's it. The picture he is showing for comparison is a PAINTING. Jackass.
For a long time I've thought Glenn was just acting loony and retarded to play down to the lowest common denominator that makes up his audience. Between his denial of evolution and now this, it's becoming clear that no....he really is that damn dumb.
Anytime now he should be putting together a new program on why the earth is actually flat and how fluoride in our toothpaste is stealing our bodily fluids.
November 17, 2010
SENECA, SC (WCSC) - A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff's deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked with a USB-powered computer peripheral in his rectum and apparently drugged, an incident report shows.
Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 24, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim's home, the report stated.
Deputies and officers from the Seneca Police Department opined that Smith might have been high on mushrooms, and identified equipment that could be used to get high in the victim's home.