May 28, 2010

Eve Braun Was A Beard

For those of you that were amazed at the quote posted he is in person....

I'd bet cold hard cash this guy has an account at



So that's why so many of my drinks taste like Tidy Cat...

Tom Waits - Fumblin' With The Blues

Doesn't get much better than this folks...


May 27, 2010

What? The? F?

"Homosexuality gave us Adolph Hitler, and homosexuals in the military gave us the Brown Shirts, the Nazi war machine and six million dead Jews. Gays in the military is an experiment that has been tried and found disastrously and tragically wanting. Maybe it's time for Congress to learn a lesson from history." - Brian Fischer of the American Family Association



May 20, 2010

Jackass Quote of the Day

"It should be frightening not only to the majority of Americans who still affirm that homosexual behavior is morally wrong, but especially disturbing to those whose views on homosexuality are the result of an orthodox view of the Bible which clearly characterizes homosexual conduct as sinful. It should also be alarming for those of us who live in the 45 states that still define marriage as the union of a man and a woman.........this history makes it clear that Kagan is part of a movement that is willing to sacrifice our freedoms for the sake of a narrow ideological agenda. That makes her clearly unfit for the Supreme Court and we will urge the Senate to reject her nomination." - Head of The Family Research Council, Tony Perkins.

An orthodox view of the Bible? Really?

In that case, the Family Research Council must be huge fans of polygamy and incest. God sure was.


Dogs are Wimps


You're Finished



May 19, 2010


Cartoons are DANGEROUS !

How fantastic is it that drawings, cartoons, and caricatures can frighten an entire country so damn much?

And these geniuses most likely have nukes. Amazing.

Pakistan bans Facebook over Prophet cartoons

Pakistani authorities on Wednesday cut off access to Facebook following a court's order to block the popular social networking website over a page featuring blasphemous caricatures of the Prophet Mohammed.

Justice Ijaz Chaudhry of the Lahore High Court issued the order to temporarily block Facebook till May 31 while acting on a petition filed by the Islamic Lawyers Forum, which had sought a complete ban on the website.

Full Story Here


WTF of the Day...

The American Family Association is claiming that it's protests against video rental chain Movie Gallery have lead to the company shutting down...

American Family Association has worked for years to close down Movie Gallery shops, pointing out to consumers and law-enforcement authorities the company's practice of distributing hardcore pornography out of stores' "back rooms." Randy Sharp is director of special projects for AFA.

Two things....

1) There are still video rental stores?

2) The Internet (where the American Family Association posted their press release) is one giant unattended "back room". Get over yourselves.


Before & After

May 12, 2010

Game 7

Tonight is game 7 between the glorious Pittsburgh Penguins and the horribly depraved Montreal Hosers.

Somebody's season is ending tonight.

Go Pens.


Islam : Religion of Peace

Swedish cartoonist Lars Vilks, who sparked controversy by drawing Prophet Mohammed with the body of a dog, was on Tuesday attacked while giving a lecture at a university.




May 10, 2010

Wink Wink

Jackass Quote of the Week

....and it's only Monday. Sigh.

Giant fuckhead Peter LaBarbera thinks that Obama's nomination for the supreme court might be......GAY! Oh noes. Lock the doors and board the windows.

Who care?

Peter cares. Alot. Maybe too much. Wonder if he has an account at Rentboy.

“If Kagan is practicing immoral sexual behavior, it reflects on her character as a judicial nominee and her personal bias as potentially one of the most important public officials in America. The popular mantra — even among conservatives — is that Kagan’s sexuality is ‘irrelevant.’ But a Justice Kagan would help decide some critically important constitutional issues dealing with: homosexual ‘marriage’ as a supposed civil right; religious liberty and freedom of conscience; and the First Amendment as applied to citizens’ right to oppose homosexuality. So it certainly matters if she, as a lifetime judge, could emerge as a crusading (openly) ‘gay’ advocate on the court." - Peter LaBarbera





Let's Start The Week Off With Some Sobbing !!



May 04, 2010

Greatest Story Ever?

Christian right leader George Rekers takes vacation with "rent boy"

By Penn Bullock, Brandon K. Thorp

May 06, 2010

The pictures on the profile show a shirtless young man with delicate features, guileless eyes, and sun-kissed, hairless skin. The profile touts his "smooth, sweet, tight ass" and "perfectly built 8 inch cock (uncut)" and explains he is "sensual," "wild," and "up for anything" — as long you ask first. And as long as you pay.

On April 13, the "rent boy" (whom we'll call Lucien) arrived at Miami International Airport on Iberian Airlines Flight 6123, after a ten-day, fully subsidized trip to Europe. He was soon followed out of customs by an old man with an atavistic mustache and a desperate blond comb-over, pushing an overburdened baggage cart.

That man was George Alan Rekers, of North Miami — the callboy's client and, as it happens, one of America's most prominent anti-gay activists. Rekers, a Baptist minister who is a leading scholar for the Christian right, left the terminal with his gay escort, looking a bit discomfited when a picture of the two was snapped with a hot-pink digital camera.

Reached by New Times before a trip to Bermuda, Rekers said he learned Lucien was a prostitute only midway through their vacation. "I had surgery," Rekers said, "and I can't lift luggage. That's why I hired him." (Medical problems didn't stop him from pushing the tottering baggage cart through MIA.)

Yet Rekers wouldn't deny he met his slender, blond escort at — which features homepage images of men in bondage and grainy videos of crotch-rubbing twinks — and Lucien confirmed it.

Full Story Here

Image H/T


May 03, 2010

The Boy Scouts Are a Religious Organization

Supreme Court Upholds Denial of Land Deal

Monday, May 3 — The Supreme Court on Monday decided to let stand a ruling saying the Boy Scouts cannot lease city-owned parkland in San Diego because the group is a religious organization.

The high court refused to hear an appeal from San Diego-area Boy Scouts who have traditionally leased Balboa Park camp space.

U.S. District Judge Napoleon Jones Jr. ruled in 2003 that San Diego acted improperly when it leased 18 acres of camp space to the Scouts because the group is a religious organization. The judge said the lease violated federal law that prohibits the government promotion of religion.

Full Story Here

Oh Give Me A Effing Break

He might as well scream "Hey, everybody look over here!! Look!! Over here!!! Pay no attention those priests and those altar boys!! LOOK AT THIS MAGIC BLANKET!!!"


I love the phrase "Dismissing skeptics". Zing!

Pope Benedict says Shroud of Turin authentic burial robe of Jesus

Dismissing skeptics on Sunday when he visited the Shroud of Turin, Pope Benedict XVI said the burial cloth was none other than the same robe that once 'wrapped the remains' of Jesus Christ.

Nick Squires / May 3, 2010 Rome

In the centuries-old debate over the authenticity of the Shroud of Turin, Pope Benedict XVI on Sunday diverged from his predecessor and weighed in favor of those who believe that the burial robe once cloaked Jesus Christ.

Pope Benedict described the shroud, which allegedly bears blood stains and the facial imprint of a long-haired, bearded man, as an icon that once “wrapped the remains of a crucified man in full correspondence with what the Gospels tell us of Jesus.”

Full Story Here


Early Quote Of The Week

I absolutely LOVE when Christians get pissy with other Christians.

"We believe that...Christians, at supposedly the largest evangelical university in the United States...should be the commencement speaker[s] there because they have weathered the storm of life and as a Christian," he contends, arguing that the speaker should not be "a Mormon that teaches false doctrine." - Steve McConkey, founder of the apologetics ministry 4 Winds, reacting to the announcement that Glenn Beck will be the commencement speaker at Jerry Falwell's Liberty University.