February 26, 2010

Vitamins!


Ignorant Hateful Quote of the Week

"The Bible says that marriage is between a man and a woman. In Leviticus, it says, 'If man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death and their blood shall be upon them.' The Bible is pretty black and white. I feel like God himself created mankind and he loves everyone, and he has the best for everyone. If he says that having sex with someone of your same gender is going to bring death upon you, that's a pretty stern warning, and he knows more than we do about life." - Miss Beverly Hills 2010, Lauren Ashley

Obviously these pageants are only soliciting Mensa level Rhodes Scholars to smile and wave.

99.99%

Tom Waits - Yesterday Is Here

February 23, 2010

Banjo In Basket

Bob = Boob

"The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children. In the Old Testament, the first born of every being, animal and man, was dedicated to the Lord. There's a special punishment Christians would suggest." - Republican Virginia State Delegate Bob Marshall

Friendly Atheist Has The Pic Of The Day...

Is That The Time?

Hume Still an Ass

Nightmares

February 17, 2010

The Band - Atlantic City

Another example of somebody doing a Springsteen song better than Springsteen. Which, in my opinion, isn't that hard to pull off.

February 16, 2010

Worth Watching

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Snow 1 - Lemmy 0

Spent a good amount of time (and effort) over the weekend shoveling a LONG path in the snow from my front door down to my car. Got home from work today to find that the path had disappeared. Swallowed up by the blowing and drifting snow that continues to fall.

I love snow. I'm all about Winter.

But this is getting to be re-god-damn-diculous.

February 08, 2010

Improper Heimlich Maneuver


Catching up with the news....

After a weekend of digging out of about 18 inches or so of SNOW, it's time to regroup and find out what's going on in the news....

Luckily Joe My God has it all laid out for us....

California: Pastor Martin Richter arrested for sexually assaulting a 13 year-old girl. There may be other victims.
New Jersey: Pastor Gregor Woodcuff arrested on multiple counts of sexually assaulting an underage girl.
California: Pastor Clevon Little accused of rape. Osbourne has a previous conviction for the same crime.
Minnesota: Pastor John Erbele pleads guilty to soliciting prostitution.
New York: Pastor Humberto Cruz convicted on ten counts of child molestation.
Delaware: Pastors Jamaar and Rhonda Manlove charged with 21 felony counts of mortgage fraud, possibly the largest such case in state history.
Missouri: Pastor Wayne Hudson charged with child molestation.
Alabama: Pastor Ralph Lee Aaron receives multiple life sentences for molesting four pre-teen boys and creating child pornography.
New Hampshire: Pastor Timothy Dillmuth charged with failing to report child abuse.
Louisiana: Pastor Burcham Warren pleads guilty to molesting an 11 year-old girl.
Minnesota: Pastor Danial Barnes sentenced to 11 years in prison for assault, burglary, and kidnapping.
Maryland: Father Thomas Bevan charged with multiple counts of molesting boys.
Wisconsin: Father Edmund Donkor-Baine charged with sexual assault.
Pennsylvania: Father Ralph Johnson charged with 45 counts of sexual abuse of a minor.
Florida: Father Kenneth Hasselbach convicted of possession of child pornography. Hasselbach was previously accused of sexually molesting an altar boy.
New York: Imam Zulqarnain Abdu-Shahid arrested for smuggling box cutters into a Manhattan jail. Abdu-Shahid has served 14 years in prison for a 1979 murder conviction.

Sigh. Thanks Joe.

h/t Joe My God Blog

February 03, 2010

Weather...

I am hearing rumors and mumbling about the possibility of several inches of snow Friday into Saturday. That would make for a fantastic 'stay inside and vegetate' kind of weekend.

Friday, Feb 5
High: 38 °F
3-6 inches of snow

Friday Night, Feb 5
Low: 22 °F
Periods of snow, accumulating an additional 4-8 inches


Yes, please.

Porter Wagoner - The Cold Hard Facts of Life

Well Said

Found at Bob Cesca's Awesome Blog....

“No matter how I look at the issue, I cannot escape being troubled by the fact that we have in place a policy which forces young men and women to lie about who they are in order to defend their fellow citizens.” - Admiral Mike Mullen

Wow

Holy crap the return of LOST was good last night.

Love the new alternate timeline. Love the evil Locke/Smokey.
Love the Temple and the bad ass Japaneses leader ("I hate the way English tastes on my lips").

Best line of the night goes to Smokey/Locke....."I am very disappointed in all of you!"

Fantastic all the way around. More please.