August 31, 2010
August 30, 2010
August 29, 2010
August 27, 2010
August 26, 2010
Jackass Quote Of The Week
President Obama is not a Muslim. I’m taking his word that he is a Christian. But here’s where it falls apart for many Americans: It’s a Christianity that most Americans just don’t recognize. I don’t know what that is, other than it’s not Muslim, it’s not Christian. It’s a perversion of the gospel of Jesus Christ as most Christians know it. - Mormon douchebag Glenn Beck
Charlie Brooker
If you read anything today, read this.
Charlie Brooker is damn funny, and his take on the Mosque in New York is unbelievably good.
The planned "ultra-mosque" will be a staggering 5,600ft tall – more than five times higher than the tallest building on Earth – and will be capped with an immense dome of highly-polished solid gold, carefully positioned to bounce sunlight directly toward the pavement, where it will blind pedestrians and fry small dogs. The main structure will be delimited by 600 minarets, each shaped like an upraised middle finger, and housing a powerful amplifier: when synchronised, their combined sonic might will be capable of relaying the muezzin's call to prayer at such deafening volume, it will be clearly audible in the Afghan mountains, where thousands of terrorists are poised to celebrate by running around with scarves over their faces, firing AK-47s into the sky and yelling whatever the foreign word for "victory" is.
Full Story Here
Charlie Brooker is damn funny, and his take on the Mosque in New York is unbelievably good.
The planned "ultra-mosque" will be a staggering 5,600ft tall – more than five times higher than the tallest building on Earth – and will be capped with an immense dome of highly-polished solid gold, carefully positioned to bounce sunlight directly toward the pavement, where it will blind pedestrians and fry small dogs. The main structure will be delimited by 600 minarets, each shaped like an upraised middle finger, and housing a powerful amplifier: when synchronised, their combined sonic might will be capable of relaying the muezzin's call to prayer at such deafening volume, it will be clearly audible in the Afghan mountains, where thousands of terrorists are poised to celebrate by running around with scarves over their faces, firing AK-47s into the sky and yelling whatever the foreign word for "victory" is.
Full Story Here
August 25, 2010
August 23, 2010
August 20, 2010
Season Dos
One of the funniest shows ever is coming back.
East Bound And Down, starring Danny McBride, is set to return next month.
Can't wait.
East Bound And Down, starring Danny McBride, is set to return next month.
Can't wait.
August 19, 2010
August 18, 2010
August 17, 2010
Absolutely Perfect. Bravo.
“You *can* build a Catholic church next to a playground. Should you? … Or am I alone in thinking it’s a little ‘too soon’ for that?” - John Oliver on The Daily Show (August 16, 2010)
August 16, 2010
August 13, 2010
August 12, 2010
Local News
Our local news website never fails to give a morning laugh.
This is what the front page looks like this morning...
This is what the front page looks like this morning...
Man Hit By Mysterious Space Rock
August 11, 2010
August 10, 2010
August 09, 2010
Medical Masturbation
Hilarious find from the blog Dispatches From The Culture Wars who stumbled across this gem from a website called Exodusyouth.net
If you are using masturbation to medicate pain, loneliness, or brokenness, then acknowledge it and begin to understand what triggers you and how you handle certain issues. Your brain has been conditioned to respond to hard life situations through masturbation. It will take some time to retrain your brain and respond to these same situations by turning to Christ who is THE absolute medicator and healer. Masturbation only medicates for a few minutes. Christ heals for a lifetime.
Reminds me of the great Woody Allen quote "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love".
If you are using masturbation to medicate pain, loneliness, or brokenness, then acknowledge it and begin to understand what triggers you and how you handle certain issues. Your brain has been conditioned to respond to hard life situations through masturbation. It will take some time to retrain your brain and respond to these same situations by turning to Christ who is THE absolute medicator and healer. Masturbation only medicates for a few minutes. Christ heals for a lifetime.
Reminds me of the great Woody Allen quote "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love".
August 08, 2010
August 07, 2010
In The Name Of...
"I respect completely people who want to find a church that's more in accord with what they can morally accept. But for me, walking away is the thing right now. In the name of Christ, in the name of God." - Anne Rice
Sigh.
Sigh.
August 06, 2010
August 04, 2010
August 03, 2010
Charlie Rich - Behind Closed Doors
"The Silver Fox"
His destructive personal behavior famously culminated at the CMA awards ceremony for 1975, when he presented the award for Entertainer of the Year, while visibly intoxicated. Instead of reading the name of the winner, who happened to be John Denver, he set fire to the envelope with a cigarette lighter, before announcing the award had gone to "My friend Mr. John Denver." Some considered it an act of rebellion against the Music Row-controlled Nashville Sound.
His destructive personal behavior famously culminated at the CMA awards ceremony for 1975, when he presented the award for Entertainer of the Year, while visibly intoxicated. Instead of reading the name of the winner, who happened to be John Denver, he set fire to the envelope with a cigarette lighter, before announcing the award had gone to "My friend Mr. John Denver." Some considered it an act of rebellion against the Music Row-controlled Nashville Sound.
August 02, 2010
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