"I don't OWN a printer....and I fucking hate computers. All kinds"
September 30, 2010
September 26, 2010
More Humble Christian Love on Sunday
"It is the most unattractive thing I have ever seen, when I see women wearing uniforms that men would wear, and women fighting to get in the military! The woman gets perverted to turn towards woman … and everybody knows it's dangerous to enter an exit! And everybody knows, lady, if you go to the store and buy these devices, it's Memorex! It ain't real! God says you deserve death!" - Bishop Eddie Long
Eddie is an evangelical christian bishop. Note our lack of surprise at his openly hostile homophobia and the fact that he stands accused of a slew of underage sex crimes.
Here we see Bishop Long making sure he looks good for Jesus. Or something.
September 24, 2010
September 23, 2010
September 22, 2010
She Turned Me Into A Newt
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| Christine O'Donnell Witch Test | ||||
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September 20, 2010
Bow To You Mice Overlords !
Wow. There are politicians with long histories of saying stupid things.....and then there is the gift that keeps on giving that is Christine O'Donnell.
"They are — they are doing that here in the United States. American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains. So they’re already into this experiment." - Christine O'Donnell
"They are — they are doing that here in the United States. American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains. So they’re already into this experiment." - Christine O'Donnell
September 17, 2010
September 16, 2010
Jackass Quote Of The Week 2.0
....on the same stupid subject as the earlier jackass quote of the week no less.
"Evolution is a theory and it's exactly that. There is not enough evidence, consistent evidence to make it as fact, and I say that because for theory to become a fact, it needs to consistently have the same results after it goes through a series of tests. The tests that they put -- that they use to support evolution do not have consistent results. Now too many people are blindly accepting evolution as fact. But when you get down to the hard evidence, it's merely a theory. Well, creationism, in essence, is believing that the world began as the Bible in Genesis says, that God created the Earth in six days, six 24-hour periods. And there is just as much, if not more, evidence supporting that." - CHRISTINE O'DONNELL
Evolution is a theory like gravity is a theory.
There is ZERO evidence supporting the creation fairy tale.
Here is a fact - Christine O'Donnell is an uneducated dolt.
September 15, 2010
Christine O'Donnell's Greatest Hits
AIDS Gets Too Much Government Money
MASTURBATION IS SINFUL ADULTRY
MASTURBATION IS SINFUL ADULTRY
September 14, 2010
Jackass Quote Of The Week
"I am a firm believer in intelligent design as a matter of faith and intellect, and I believe it should be presented in schools alongside the theories of evolution. The State Board of Education has been charged with the task of adopting curriculum requirements for Texas public schools and recently adopted guidelines that call for the examination of all sides of a scientific theory, which will encourage critical thinking in our students, an essential learning skill." - Texas Governor Rick Perry
Intelligent Design is not science. It's not even close to science.
Intelligent Design looks at the mysteries and beauty of the universe and says "The Sky Fairy did it".
I blame Prof Grewbeard and Bluberry. (sarcasm)
September 13, 2010
"Dude, you have no Quran"
Although there is a large part of me that doesn't understand people getting passionately upset about the burning of meaningless paper.....this story made me laugh big time. Looks like a nice group of folks getting together to protest some blatant racism.
And as far as rallying cries go....it's hard to beat "Dude, you have no Quran"
And as far as rallying cries go....it's hard to beat "Dude, you have no Quran"
Sarcastic Quote Win
"Furious protesters in Muslim nations believe that the few nuts who are going to burn Qurans represent all of American culture. Fortunately, we in the United States would never stigmatize an entire culture based on the actions of a radical few" - Anonymous comment of FARK
H/T
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