"It is the most unattractive thing I have ever seen, when I see women wearing uniforms that men would wear, and women fighting to get in the military! The woman gets perverted to turn towards woman … and everybody knows it's dangerous to enter an exit! And everybody knows, lady, if you go to the store and buy these devices, it's Memorex! It ain't real! God says you deserve death!" - Bishop Eddie Long
Eddie is an evangelical christian bishop. Note our lack of surprise at his openly hostile homophobia and the fact that he stands accused of a slew of underage sex crimes.
Here we see Bishop Long making sure he looks good for Jesus. Or something.
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Rule of thumb: If a preacher spends more time flexing/working out than reading they're bound to be stupid.
Just another religious hypocrite in a long, long, LONG line of them.
All in the name of God....
If by 'in the name of God' you mean 'in the name of the almighty dollar'.
jesus loves the guns (and not the ones that shoot, in this case)
he said WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
well, the worst part is NOT what he said. the worst part is PEOPLE LISTEN to that shite AND give him money.
as far as the accusations go, so far, that's all they are so i cannot speak to them.
What makes it worse is his last name is "Long"
Have I heard this song before? I think I know all the lyrics and the melody.
http://www.laughinginpurgatory.com/
hey univarn cut him some slack, i mean, the man HAS to get in shape for his eventual stint in prison! i can hear him now, on the bench press singing to himself repeatedly as he reps out with 325lbs "Rather be the pitcher than the catcher, baby....."
You're very right Artman, I was mistaken. I wonder if he spends his evening hitting bags debating which is his pimp slapping hand and which is his bitch slapping hand...
When he's critiquing womens clothing, he sounds like a Project Runway judge.
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