"It is the most unattractive thing I have ever seen, when I see women wearing uniforms that men would wear, and women fighting to get in the military! The woman gets perverted to turn towards woman … and everybody knows it's dangerous to enter an exit! And everybody knows, lady, if you go to the store and buy these devices, it's Memorex! It ain't real! God says you deserve death!" - Bishop Eddie Long
Eddie is an evangelical christian bishop. Note our lack of surprise at his openly hostile homophobia and the fact that he stands accused of a slew of underage sex crimes.
Here we see Bishop Long making sure he looks good for Jesus. Or something.