White Wine In The Sun by Tim Minchin

Tom Waits- Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis (Studio Version)

Palin

Red State

This looks good. Damn good. Can't wait.

Frances

Murray Xmas !

Pat Robertson Is Making Perfect Sense. I Must Be High.

Saves

Church

Satan Attacking Rod Parsley's Ministry Again

H/T

Badass Tweet

Thanks For The Tax Cut

Thanks for the Tax Cut!
By LARRY DAVID

THERE is a God! It passed! The Bush tax cuts have been extended two years for the upper bracketeers, of which I am a proud member, thank you very much. I’m the last person in the world I’d want to be beside, but I am beside myself! This is a life changer, I tell you. A life changer!

To begin with, I was planning a trip to Cabo with my kids for Christmas vacation. We were going to fly coach, but now with the money I’m saving in taxes, I’m going to splurge and bump myself up to first class. First class! Somebody told me they serve warm nuts up there, and call you “mister.” I might not get off the plane!

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Don't Be Friends with Gays

It looks like YouTube removed the video of Pat warning against being friends with those scary homosexuals because it violated their rules on "hate speech".

If they continue to delete videos like that, it will really cut into my pointing and laughing time.

Jackass Quote Of The Week

Yes, because the bigoted idiots who constantly denounce homosexuals have no blood on their hands. Jackass.

God's Image

Marty Robbins - Don't Worry

Badassery at 1:28 in. Yes.

Tom Waits

Our Friday buddy Tom is being inducted into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame.

His reaction....

"I never really cared about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but now I am surprised to discover how much I do care."

DADT

Yes, Don't Ask Don't Tell (truly a moronic policy if ever there was one) is on it's way out. Rather than celebrating it's demise, I find myself more embarrassed it took us this long to end a pointless irrational means of discrimination.

Now here comes the screeching and whining from those whose bigotry is emboldened by a idiotic and meaningless book of retarded myths.

Like this asshole...

"Homosexual sin will always be a stench in the nostrils of Almighty God, an abomination which God condemns and shall punish with everlasting destruction. Even if the Senate had voted 100 to 0 to legalize sin, they could not remove God from His throne of Judgment, before which every knee shall bow, and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord." - Former U.S. Navy Chaplain Gordon Klingenschmitt


Too bad, so sad.

Loud Noises

I'm guessing this woman has never read 1 Corinthians 14:34

The Greatest Video Ever

Another Myth

Zeus

Tom Waits - Hoist That Rag

"He's Got A Problem"

"This guy, I'm sorry, he's gonna be Speaker of the House, and he's not gonna invite me to his Christmas party, but this guy has an emotional problem that every time he talks about anything that's not 'raise taxes' he cries. If this were a woman, if you saw Nancy Pelosi, who's been villified, and I'm not taking sides, if you saw her getting up and crying... I hope he's a good Speaker of the House, but he's got a problem." - Barbara Walters

Egads

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Simpsons Strike Again

Biting the hand that feeds you. Always funny.

I'm Hungry

War On Xmas

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It's Friday. Go Out In Style.

Tom Waits - Blind Love

More Christian Love

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Jackass Quote Of The Week

"If people can't even feed and clothe themselves should they be allowed to vote? Should they be voting? If people who are receiving government assistance, that is taxpayer assistance, if they weren't allowed to vote can you imagine the political difference in this country? Can you imagine? It's just a think piece, putting it out there for you to ponder?" - Rush Limbaugh

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Division

I would remove the word "please", but otherwise a solid poster.

Marines

Ellsberg

"So shame on Barack Obama, Eric Holder, and all those who spew platitudes about integrity, justice and accountability while allowing war criminals and torturers to walk freely upon the Earth. ... the American people should be outraged that their government has transformed a nation with a reputation for freedom, justice, tolerance and respect for human rights into a backwater that revels in its criminality, cover-ups, injustices and hypocrisies." - Daniel Ellsberg

Good & Evil

The Death Of Rudolph

Paranoid Christmas

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Bill Maher

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Beaver

Good God it's really happening.

The good thing is.....it looks fucking awful.

Beck

Extraordinary Claims

Nice

"People do deserve respect. Beliefs, however, do not deserve automatic respect — that has to be earned. When beliefs are laughable, they deserve ridicule rather than respect." - Austin Cline

Tom Waits - Jesus Gonna Be Here ( Rare Live )

Really?

Seriously?

Jodi Foster has directed a movie starring Mel Gibson as a guy who adopts a beaver hand-puppet as his sole means of communicating.

Seriously.

Oof.

Va. Lawmaker Says TSA Pat Downs Promote ‘Homosexual Agenda’

Literally

"This means war!!"

Christian Nation

"Quite often you hear people say, 'What about separation of church and state?' There is no such thing, I mean it just does not exist, and it does not exist in America for a purpose, because we are a Christian nation." - Minnesota Secretary of State candidate Dan Severson

And yet a simple search of the United States Constitution finds not one single mention of God, Jesus, or Christianity.

Not one.

I for one couldn't be more thrilled that our laws are NOT based on the ugly sexist, racist, homophobic laws laid out in the Bible.