February 01, 2011

Jackass Quote Of The Week

"Married people living chastely can have vibrant sex lives. In the relationship between a man and a woman, chastity helps them love each other as persons rather than make each other an object of pleasure or satisfaction. Despite what the media and Hollywood suggest, the value of sexual intercourse does not lie in recreation, or physical gratification. Any physical pleasure should lead toward the ultimate expression of love between husband and wife, the total self-giving of one person to another. Sexual intercourse in marriage can be so intimate that it becomes an emotional, intellectual, physical and spiritual experience. It strengthens and completes the bond of marriage. That is why the sexual act has to be unitive and procreative and why some kinds of sexual activity are not chaste. Though pleasure may be present, some acts are a misuse of sex when the fall short of what God intends." - The Canadian Conference of Catholic Bishops

Yes folks. Sexual advice from the Catholic church. Because when it comes to normal sexual behavior, one need look no further than the Catholic church.

2 comments:

FrankN.Stein said...

Just... you know,don't have fun while you do it, then everything should be fine....

Kal said...

Yeh, that is what I want, sex advice from a bunch of pedophilic old men with soup breath. If they can enjoy their time with the alterboys then a husband and wife should be able to screw anyways they want to. In fact so should any unmarried couple, gay couple, cat, dog, rat, or frog.