May 04, 2010

Greatest Story Ever?

Christian right leader George Rekers takes vacation with "rent boy"

By Penn Bullock, Brandon K. Thorp

May 06, 2010

The pictures on the profile show a shirtless young man with delicate features, guileless eyes, and sun-kissed, hairless skin. The profile touts his "smooth, sweet, tight ass" and "perfectly built 8 inch cock (uncut)" and explains he is "sensual," "wild," and "up for anything" — as long you ask first. And as long as you pay.

On April 13, the "rent boy" (whom we'll call Lucien) arrived at Miami International Airport on Iberian Airlines Flight 6123, after a ten-day, fully subsidized trip to Europe. He was soon followed out of customs by an old man with an atavistic mustache and a desperate blond comb-over, pushing an overburdened baggage cart.

That man was George Alan Rekers, of North Miami — the callboy's client and, as it happens, one of America's most prominent anti-gay activists. Rekers, a Baptist minister who is a leading scholar for the Christian right, left the terminal with his gay escort, looking a bit discomfited when a picture of the two was snapped with a hot-pink digital camera.

Reached by New Times before a trip to Bermuda, Rekers said he learned Lucien was a prostitute only midway through their vacation. "I had surgery," Rekers said, "and I can't lift luggage. That's why I hired him." (Medical problems didn't stop him from pushing the tottering baggage cart through MIA.)

Yet Rekers wouldn't deny he met his slender, blond escort at — which features homepage images of men in bondage and grainy videos of crotch-rubbing twinks — and Lucien confirmed it.

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Univarn said...

Well, what you fail to realize is that this is all part of Rekers' spy operation. Codename: Hey Don't Double 0's look like Balls.

You can't begin to imagine how tough it was for him to endure all those days nailing a young hairless person (over the age of 12), let alone a man (boy = unavailable through service). The emotional turmoil he endured (spanking optional) and the sacrifices he made (reach around cost extra). The man is a regular day Christlike figure (note: Missionary position = not his favorite).


a rose is a rose said...

i just posted this (different source) as well. i LOVE it. love love love it. everyone has this wrong. he just had surgery and couldn't carry his own luggage (contrary to the pic in one of the papers of him pushing a giant pile o' luggage). that's why he 'hired' the nice young man

Andy said...

I forget the name of the scientific study that came out years ago that found a very high correlation between homophobia and homosexuality.

Kirk Jusko said...

A lifetime of hypocrisy undone by a pink camera.

Lemmy Caution said...

Kirk just hit on the funniest thing in that story. That part cracked me up big time.

This is still officially the Greatest Story Ever. Until Ratzinger is tossed out anyway.