May 03, 2010

Oh Give Me A Effing Break

He might as well scream "Hey, everybody look over here!! Look!! Over here!!! Pay no attention those priests and those altar boys!! LOOK AT THIS MAGIC BLANKET!!!"

Jackass.

I love the phrase "Dismissing skeptics". Zing!


Pope Benedict says Shroud of Turin authentic burial robe of Jesus


Dismissing skeptics on Sunday when he visited the Shroud of Turin, Pope Benedict XVI said the burial cloth was none other than the same robe that once 'wrapped the remains' of Jesus Christ.

By
Nick Squires / May 3, 2010 Rome

In the centuries-old debate over the authenticity of the Shroud of Turin, Pope Benedict XVI on Sunday diverged from his predecessor and weighed in favor of those who believe that the burial robe once cloaked Jesus Christ.

Pope Benedict described the shroud, which allegedly bears blood stains and the facial imprint of a long-haired, bearded man, as an icon that once “wrapped the remains of a crucified man in full correspondence with what the Gospels tell us of Jesus.”

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4 comments:

standing on my head said...

that's what all good magic acts use, ya know, misdirection.

Lemmy Caution said...

True. At least magicians are only trying to get you to ignore an uncomfortable bunny.

Artman2112 said...

boys, bunnies, whats the diff as long as you believe and drop your money in the collection box, Praise be!!!!

FrankN.Stein said...

"Pope Benedict XVI said the burial cloth was none other than the same robe that once 'wrapped the remains' of Jesus Christ."
And he mnust know, he personally roobed it from Jesus' cold dead body... I'm sorry, I mean it was handed over to him before Jesus going to heaven....