November 17, 2010

And You Thought Your Day Was Bad

Smith (Source: OCSO)

Naked man with mouse lodged in rectum tased, arrested for burglary, assault


SENECA, SC (WCSC) - A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff's deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked with a USB-powered computer peripheral in his rectum and apparently drugged, an incident report shows.

Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 24, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim's home, the report stated.

Best part....

Deputies and officers from the Seneca Police Department opined that Smith might have been high on mushrooms, and identified equipment that could be used to get high in the victim's home.

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6 comments:

Paul said...

Shock of shocks, it happened in South Carolina.

Pagan Sphinx said...

Yeah, blame it on the 'shrooms.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

When I read the headline, I assumed it was a real mouse . . . that would have been even worse. Especially for the mouse, of course.

Ricky Shambles said...

Lessons learned: never put something plugged into a computer into your arse. Because then the terrorists win.

Deborah said...

Okay, so, I'm the one who sent this article to Lemmy. And, I feel like the one on 'shrooms! I swear...when I saw the original article, the mouse in question WAS a rodent...not a computer mouse; it honestly said that medical personnel found the TAIL OF A MOUSE hanging from his rectum. Naturally, this put me in mind of the Richard Gere/gerbil stories of yore, which is one reason I'm (mostly!) sure that the article I read did NOT reference a computer mouse! Neither did the original article make mention of mushrooms...it just said that he was obviously "drugged". The article was originally posted on 11/8, and it is noted that it was updated on 11/17...but talk about being freaked out! I pretty much accused Lemmy of trying to gaslight me...marginally preferable to feeling like I'm the one who's cracking up. And, really, when you think about it - the article is a weird one irrespective of the type of mouse!

SUZY8-TRACK said...

Is this guy a Fox News viewer?..most likely!