Yeah, we've been doing that.
April 05, 2011
March 29, 2011
March 25, 2011
The End Is Near
Covered in spiders' webs, these cocooned trees in Sindh, Pakistan, are an unexpected result of floods that hit the region in 2010.
To escape from the rising waters, millions of spiders crawled up into trees. The scale of the flooding and the slow rate at which the waters receded, have left many trees completely enveloped in spiders' webs.
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March 23, 2011
Jackass Quote Of The Week
“I’d love the world to be lead by people who have a biblical worldview.....wouldn’t it be an exciting thing to have leaders who believe all of us are equal?” - Mike Huckabee
This coming from someone who has already stated that if elected president he would reinstate Don't Ask Don't Tell.
March 21, 2011
Sam Harris On Japan
"Either God can do nothing to stop catastrophes like this, or he doesn’t care to, or he doesn’t exist. God is either impotent, evil, or imaginary. Take your pick, and choose wisely.
The only sense to make of tragedies like this is that terrible things can happen to perfectly innocent people. This understanding inspires compassion.
Religious faith, on the other hand, erodes compassion. Thoughts like, “this might be all part of God’s plan,” or “there are no accidents in life,” or “everyone on some level gets what he or she deserves” - these ideas are not only stupid, they are extraordinarily callous. They are nothing more than a childish refusal to connect with the suffering of other human beings. It is time to grow up and let our hearts break at moments like this." - Sam Harris
March 20, 2011
Cindy Jacobs
"In the early nineties, the Lord gave me a prophecy for Japan that it was a "sickle in the hand of the Lord" that will be used for great harvest. The physical geography of the islands look like a curved sickle with the handle being the island of Hokkaido in the north. One could also say that it looks like a curved sword. Where Japan has historically been a sword of war across Asia. I see God raising up young revivalists from the nation who will impact Asia and the world for the gospel.
On the other hand, if you look at it another way, this island, Hokkaido, looks like the head of a dragon with the body being the rest of Japan. The people of Asia have worshipped the dragon for 5,000 years. If one looks at the place where the earthquake took place, it looks like the soft underbelly of most vulnerable part of the dragon. Let's pray that the deep idolatry and the worship of hundreds of idols under the guise of Shintoism, Buddhism, and allegiances to being "sons of the dragon" will be broken and thousands will turn to the Lord.
My interpretation of this is that while God did not want people to perish, He is going to use this to "pierce" the darkness surrounding the Japanese people if we will cry out to God for them in the midst of this crisis ... If we respond correctly, the darkness and the grip of idolatry of all forms that has blinded the eyes of so many in Japan will be broken off of them. The faithful believers in Jesus Christ will be strengthened as they are used for great harvest across Asia and the face of the earth." - Cindy Jacobs
March 17, 2011
March 15, 2011
Jackass Quote Of The Week
It's a long one.....but it's worth it. Glenn always makes it worth it. His well of crazy has no bottom and it's just chock full of woo. Kick back and enjoy....
We can't see the connections here. Now look, I'm not saying God is, you know, causing earthquakes. Well -- I'm not saying that he -- I'm not not saying that either. God -- what God does is God's business, I have no idea. But I'll tell you this: whether you call it Gaia or whether you call it Jesus -- there's a message being sent. And that is, 'Hey, you know that stuff we're doing? Not really working out real well. Maybe we should stop doing some of it.' I'm just sayin'. And -- yesterday I got home and I was thinking about all the messages that I could bring in, all the things that I could tell ya, and oh I've got stuff on Hezbollah. Oh, I have stuff on radical Islam in America that'll make your eyes fall out. Or I could just tell you the answer, and the answer is: Buckle up. Buckle up, 'cause it's going to be a bumpy ride. Make sure you keep your arms and legs inside the car at all times. Because, things are gonna get bumpy and, just a few reminders there at the beginning as this rollercoaster takes off, always a good safety tip: Keep your arms and legs in. Don't do anything stupid, what do you say we follow the big top ten. You can call them Moses' ten commandments, or ten rules of thumb. What do you say we start doing those things? Because the things we are doing really suck and they're not getting better. - Glenn Beck
Yes Glenn. God used the earthquake to send a message. Which god and what the message is remains a bit unclear. I'm guessing the message must be Joseph Smith hates the Japanese. Or something.
We can't see the connections here. Now look, I'm not saying God is, you know, causing earthquakes. Well -- I'm not saying that he -- I'm not not saying that either. God -- what God does is God's business, I have no idea. But I'll tell you this: whether you call it Gaia or whether you call it Jesus -- there's a message being sent. And that is, 'Hey, you know that stuff we're doing? Not really working out real well. Maybe we should stop doing some of it.' I'm just sayin'. And -- yesterday I got home and I was thinking about all the messages that I could bring in, all the things that I could tell ya, and oh I've got stuff on Hezbollah. Oh, I have stuff on radical Islam in America that'll make your eyes fall out. Or I could just tell you the answer, and the answer is: Buckle up. Buckle up, 'cause it's going to be a bumpy ride. Make sure you keep your arms and legs inside the car at all times. Because, things are gonna get bumpy and, just a few reminders there at the beginning as this rollercoaster takes off, always a good safety tip: Keep your arms and legs in. Don't do anything stupid, what do you say we follow the big top ten. You can call them Moses' ten commandments, or ten rules of thumb. What do you say we start doing those things? Because the things we are doing really suck and they're not getting better. - Glenn Beck
Yes Glenn. God used the earthquake to send a message. Which god and what the message is remains a bit unclear. I'm guessing the message must be Joseph Smith hates the Japanese. Or something.
March 13, 2011
March 12, 2011
Recovery
Been a bit ill. Hacking, sneezing, coughing, leaking. All around blah.
Going to hang out at the computer a bit, watch the Pens game, and post some nonsense.
Going to hang out at the computer a bit, watch the Pens game, and post some nonsense.
March 08, 2011
March 04, 2011
March 03, 2011
How Sweet Of Him
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI has made a sweeping exoneration of the Jewish people for the death of Jesus Christ, tackling one of the most controversial issues in Christianity in a new book.
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In related news Benjamin Netanyahu has forgiven the Catholics for the forcible rape of tens of thousands of children and the systematic cover up of the crimes.
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In related news Benjamin Netanyahu has forgiven the Catholics for the forcible rape of tens of thousands of children and the systematic cover up of the crimes.
Palin Tweets
Sarah Palin tweeted this yesterday following the Supreme Court's 8-1 ruling allowing the Westboro Baptist Church to protest outside soldiers' funerals....
Common sense & decency absent as wacko "church" allowed hate msgs spewed at soldiers' funerals but we can't invoke God's name in public square
Huh?
The Supreme Court rules that a church can scream the word of god in public and Palin is upset that we can't invoke god's name in public.
If she were any dumber she'd need watering at least twice a week.
Common sense & decency absent as wacko "church" allowed hate msgs spewed at soldiers' funerals but we can't invoke God's name in public square
Huh?
The Supreme Court rules that a church can scream the word of god in public and Palin is upset that we can't invoke god's name in public.
If she were any dumber she'd need watering at least twice a week.
March 02, 2011
My State Is A Joke
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — A fetus has been scheduled as a legislative witness in Ohio on a unique bill that proposes outlawing abortions after the first heartbeat can be medically detected.
Faith2Action, the anti-abortion group that has targeted Ohio to pilot the measure, called the in-utero witness the youngest to ever come before the House Health Committee at 9 weeks old.
Faith2Action president Janet Folger Porter said the intent is to show lawmakers who will be affected by the bill, which abortion rights groups oppose. Ohio Right to Life has not endorsed the measure.
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Faith2Action, the anti-abortion group that has targeted Ohio to pilot the measure, called the in-utero witness the youngest to ever come before the House Health Committee at 9 weeks old.
Faith2Action president Janet Folger Porter said the intent is to show lawmakers who will be affected by the bill, which abortion rights groups oppose. Ohio Right to Life has not endorsed the measure.
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Pat Robertson....Unintentional Comedian
"Some of these radical gay groups are willing to do in anything in the world to have their way of doing sex legitimized by this country." - Pat Robertson
They have their own way? Really?
February 25, 2011
February 24, 2011
February 23, 2011
Roy Clark - Thank God And Greyhound
A mellow opening leads into a hilariously awesome bridge and chorus.....stick with it.
Roy is a badass.
Roy is a badass.
February 22, 2011
February 18, 2011
Tom Waits - Take it with me
February has sucked a big fat one. Your buddy Lemmy has been hanging in there the best he can....but this past month has beaten me down. I have the next five days off of work and am working on turning this year around. In the meantime, enjoy what has been called "the saddest song Tom Waits ever recorded".
February 17, 2011
February 15, 2011
Proper Lounging
These two almost never share the same room together.....let alone the bed. Don't let this rather cute photo fool you. They just barely tolerate each others existence.
Jackass Quote of the Week
"My son who’s a Kansas resident, born here, raised here, didn’t qualify for any financial aid. Yet this girl was going to get financial aid. My son was kinda upset about it because he works and pays for his own schooling and his books and everything and he didn’t think that was fair. We didn’t ask the girl what nationality she was, we didn’t think that was proper. But we could tell by looking at her that she was not originally from this country. She wasn’t black, she wasn’t Asian, and she had the olive complexion." - Kansas GOP state Rep. Connie O'Brien
"We could tell by looking at her". Wow. I can tell by reading this quote that Connie is a narrow minded bigoted fuckhead. Funny how that works.
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"We could tell by looking at her". Wow. I can tell by reading this quote that Connie is a narrow minded bigoted fuckhead. Funny how that works.
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February 14, 2011
February 13, 2011
February 11, 2011
February 10, 2011
Jackass Quote of the Week
"One of the biggest pet peeves black women have in recent decades is black men marrying or pairing up with white women. Just bugs them. Particularly if they happen to be blond." - The World's Foremost Authority on race relations : Rush Limbaugh
February 09, 2011
Fox News - Still Very Serious
White Males......so put upon. So discriminated against. When will we grasp the power?
February 08, 2011
February 04, 2011
February 03, 2011
Photoshopped Billboards
I really do wish these were real.
Hopefully some smart atheist group with money will make it so...
Hopefully some smart atheist group with money will make it so...
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