March 03, 2011

How Sweet Of Him

VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI has made a sweeping exoneration of the Jewish people for the death of Jesus Christ, tackling one of the most controversial issues in Christianity in a new book.

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In related news Benjamin Netanyahu has forgiven the Catholics for the forcible rape of tens of thousands of children and the systematic cover up of the crimes.


FrankN.Stein said...

But then - who did it??? Looks like Jesus was - double crossed!
(Shamelessly ripping off Jon Sterwart...)

Lemmy Caution said...

Even though he could turn water into wine and houseplants into weed....somehow Jeebus was overpowerd by a group of skinny white Romans with whips.

Jesus was no Neo.

Ricky Shambles said...

Do not try and nail yourself to the cross. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

There is no cross.

Then you'll see, that it is not the Jews that nail, it is only yourself.

Professor Chaos said...

But when will someone forgive the Nazi Youth?

SUZY8-TRACK said...

I guess he figures this will soften the blow when he exonerates all those child molesting priests!

Leslie Morgan said...

There are REASONS I've been running away fast and hard from those bastards (Catholics) for 50 years, you know.