January 10, 2011

Frances is Vain

Tweets
















Unreal


"We’re on Sarah Palin’s targeted list. But the thing is the way that she has it depicted has the crosshairs of a gunsight over our district. People who do that, they’ve got to realize there’s consequences to that action." - Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ)
Is Sarah Plain and Dumb directly responsible?
Not really.
Did she and fellow loon Glenn help fan the flames with their angry and violent rhetoric?
You betcha.
Not exactly sure how she manages to sleep at night from here on out....

Reliably Insane


January 06, 2011

Evil



H/T

Simon & Garfunkel - Keep The Customer Satisfied

Steve Stamkos Fails Miserably During Penalty Shot Attempt

Lonely?



Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (KJV)
If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

Why Pick On Religion?

"Oh Bill, you’re such a meanie, why do you have to go after religion, it gives people comfort, it doesn’t hurt anything!’ Okay, well other than most wars, the Crusades, the Inquisition, 9/11, arranged marriages to minors, blowing up girl’s schools, the suppression of women and homosexuals, ethnic cleansing, honor rape, human sacrifice, burning witches, suicide bombings, condoning slavery, and the systematic fucking of children.. There’s a few little things I have a problem with." - Bill Maher

January 04, 2011

Dirty Jesus

This is what happens when adults share crackers.


New York (CNN) -- Hundreds of people might have been exposed to hepatitis A while receiving communion on Christmas Day, Long Island officials said Monday.

The Nassau County Department of Health is offering vaccines to those who attended two services at Our Lady of Lourdes Church in Massapequa Park in Long Island, New York, according to Nassau County Department of Health spokeswoman Mary Ellen Laurain.

Full Story Here

Really?



H/T

Jackass Quote Of The Week

"Jesus got the right to life when God conceived Him in the womb of Mary, and it’s that simple and that plain and it’s that profound. Each one of us got the right to life at the instant of conception and we have that right to life until natural death. I often go into a high school auditorium or meet with people at even the K-through-12 level in their entirety, and I will tell them: “You will be asked to answer one of the most profound moral questions of our age and that is where do you stand on the abortion issue. And you need to only ask and answer two questions. The first question is do you believe that human life is sacred in all of its forms. Is the person sitting to your left and to your right and everyone in this room, is their life sacred?" And they’ll nod their heads." - Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa)

Billions And Billions

Health Care


RNC

The Republican National Committee is going to vote on a possible new chairman on January 14th. Not surprisingly, every single candidate is absolutely in favor of stripping away women’s right to a safe, legal abortion. They also completely agree to continue to fight against any and all equal rights for gay people.

That's all you need to know folks. No need to dig any further than that.

Republicans are dead set against privacy and equal rights.

But they love god and the consitution. Or something.

January 03, 2011

How I Spent Xmas Vacation



Zzzzzzz........

I'm Sure This Will Never Air

Invention


Back From Break




Had a week or two off from just about everything. Enjoyed long stretches of not leaving the house, and not doing a whole bunch of anything. Really. Was pretty much 'unplugged' from the Internet as well. A breather was taken.





Alas, the new year is here. Time to return to work, bills, and responsibilities. Hope each and every one of you enjoyed your holidays.