August 31, 2010
August 30, 2010
August 29, 2010
August 27, 2010
August 26, 2010
Jackass Quote Of The Week
President Obama is not a Muslim. I’m taking his word that he is a Christian. But here’s where it falls apart for many Americans: It’s a Christianity that most Americans just don’t recognize. I don’t know what that is, other than it’s not Muslim, it’s not Christian. It’s a perversion of the gospel of Jesus Christ as most Christians know it. - Mormon douchebag Glenn Beck
Charlie Brooker
If you read anything today, read this.
Charlie Brooker is damn funny, and his take on the Mosque in New York is unbelievably good.
The planned "ultra-mosque" will be a staggering 5,600ft tall – more than five times higher than the tallest building on Earth – and will be capped with an immense dome of highly-polished solid gold, carefully positioned to bounce sunlight directly toward the pavement, where it will blind pedestrians and fry small dogs. The main structure will be delimited by 600 minarets, each shaped like an upraised middle finger, and housing a powerful amplifier: when synchronised, their combined sonic might will be capable of relaying the muezzin's call to prayer at such deafening volume, it will be clearly audible in the Afghan mountains, where thousands of terrorists are poised to celebrate by running around with scarves over their faces, firing AK-47s into the sky and yelling whatever the foreign word for "victory" is.
Full Story Here
Charlie Brooker is damn funny, and his take on the Mosque in New York is unbelievably good.
The planned "ultra-mosque" will be a staggering 5,600ft tall – more than five times higher than the tallest building on Earth – and will be capped with an immense dome of highly-polished solid gold, carefully positioned to bounce sunlight directly toward the pavement, where it will blind pedestrians and fry small dogs. The main structure will be delimited by 600 minarets, each shaped like an upraised middle finger, and housing a powerful amplifier: when synchronised, their combined sonic might will be capable of relaying the muezzin's call to prayer at such deafening volume, it will be clearly audible in the Afghan mountains, where thousands of terrorists are poised to celebrate by running around with scarves over their faces, firing AK-47s into the sky and yelling whatever the foreign word for "victory" is.
Full Story Here
August 25, 2010
August 23, 2010
August 20, 2010
Season Dos
One of the funniest shows ever is coming back.
East Bound And Down, starring Danny McBride, is set to return next month.
Can't wait.
East Bound And Down, starring Danny McBride, is set to return next month.
Can't wait.
August 19, 2010
August 18, 2010
August 17, 2010
Absolutely Perfect. Bravo.
“You *can* build a Catholic church next to a playground. Should you? … Or am I alone in thinking it’s a little ‘too soon’ for that?” - John Oliver on The Daily Show (August 16, 2010)
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