August 18, 2010

Divine Protection


Andy said...

I don't need that kinda goddy protection.

Ricky Shambles said...

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors / but I think that God's got a sick sense of humor / and when I die I expect to find him laughing.
- Depeche Mode

I suspect the God of the Old and New Testament is either dead or hiding as a Polynesian woman in a soup kitchen in Toledo, Ohio.

Now I don't know what stopped Jesus Christ / From turning every hungry stone into bread /And I don't remember hearing how Moses reacted
When the innocent first born sons lay dead / Well, I guess God was a lot more demonstrative / Back when he flamboyantly parted the sea / Now everybody's praying / Don't pray on me
- Bad Religion

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Stylish new twist on the hoary old "omnipotence" versus "all-loving" paradox. They forgot to mention lightning rods on churches.