When I worked at Waldenbooks, I once caught a distinguished looking, bearded, well-dressed older man stuffing 3 issues of Playboy specials down his unzipped trousers in the children's section. He bolted when i started to call the police but another lady in the store said, "Hey, that was my dentist!"
Turns out he was a popular and respected area dentist who felt it was much more acceptable to STEAL dirty magazines rather than legally purchase them! Seriously, doc! Nobody cares! You're a gown up! NOW you're a grown up with a record for attempted robbery! Jeez.
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I'm deeply shocked, and I'm praying for the victims, all of them! ...well, maybe not.
I pray for the Dildo who was so brutally taken from his home drawer.....
aah, Texas. love it or leave it...wish i could afford to!
Hey, at least no children were raped in the incident!
When I worked at Waldenbooks, I once caught a distinguished looking, bearded, well-dressed older man stuffing 3 issues of Playboy specials down his unzipped trousers in the children's section. He bolted when i started to call the police but another lady in the store said, "Hey, that was my dentist!"
Turns out he was a popular and respected area dentist who felt it was much more acceptable to STEAL dirty magazines rather than legally purchase them! Seriously, doc! Nobody cares! You're a gown up! NOW you're a grown up with a record for attempted robbery! Jeez.
What would Freud do?
was the 'victim' being prayed for because she had a 'sex toy' in her possession?
Awesome story booksteve.
What happened to churches that looked like churches and not something with a drive-thru?
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