August 30, 2010

Pastor Goes to Great Lengths to Obtain Sex Toy

Has he never heard of the Internets?


9 comments:

Once Known as The Badger said...

I'm deeply shocked, and I'm praying for the victims, all of them! ...well, maybe not.

FrankN.Stein said...

I pray for the Dildo who was so brutally taken from his home drawer.....

prof. grewbeard said...

aah, Texas. love it or leave it...wish i could afford to!

SUZY8-TRACK said...

Hey, at least no children were raped in the incident!

Booksteve said...

When I worked at Waldenbooks, I once caught a distinguished looking, bearded, well-dressed older man stuffing 3 issues of Playboy specials down his unzipped trousers in the children's section. He bolted when i started to call the police but another lady in the store said, "Hey, that was my dentist!"

Turns out he was a popular and respected area dentist who felt it was much more acceptable to STEAL dirty magazines rather than legally purchase them! Seriously, doc! Nobody cares! You're a gown up! NOW you're a grown up with a record for attempted robbery! Jeez.

ISRAEL CARRASCO said...

What would Freud do?

a rose is a rose said...

was the 'victim' being prayed for because she had a 'sex toy' in her possession?

Lemmy Caution said...

Awesome story booksteve.

Raine said...

What happened to churches that looked like churches and not something with a drive-thru?