Tea Party Founder Judson Phillips

Tea party founder Judson Phillips believes that only property owners should be allowed to vote.

He starts off by saying that this is how the 'founding fathers' did it.

Of course, he doesn't mention that their property was also people.

Chosen

American Atheists' New Billboard

It's located at the New Jersey entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel.

Surprisingly, Christians are not amused.

Hank Thompson - The Older the Violin the Sweeter the Music

Back

Took a bit of time off there. You noticed, right?

Very relaxing stretch of holiday. I'm sure it was the same for you as well.

Jackass Quote of the Week

"By idolizing adolescence, we have artificially prolonged the age at which people enter in marriage. The average is now, according to 2007 figures, about 27.5 years for men and 25.6 for women. But the young men and women whom God has created become sexually mature by their mid-teens. The bodies that God has created are ready for sexual intimacy by the time they are 16. Unless God has made a mistake in the way he has designed our sexuality, then we need to rethink our whole understanding of the optimum age for entering into marriage." - Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association

Mark Your Calendar. Again.

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Fox News

Ricky Gervais - Act of God

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Glenn Beck

Time to check in with resident loony toon Glenn Beck...




Wow. Anyone ever bother to tell Glenn that the Tower of Babel is fictional? There isn't one single solitary shred of historical evidence ANYWHERE that it ever existed. It's mentioned in a book of myths and fairy tales. That's it. The picture he is showing for comparison is a PAINTING. Jackass.

For a long time I've thought Glenn was just acting loony and retarded to play down to the lowest common denominator that makes up his audience. Between his denial of evolution and now this, it's becoming clear that no....he really is that damn dumb.

Anytime now he should be putting together a new program on why the earth is actually flat and how fluoride in our toothpaste is stealing our bodily fluids.

Airport Security

I don't know about you.....but pictures like these sure make me feel safe.

Don't know If anyone noticed or not.....but the terrorists appeared to have won.

Fox News - SERIOUS JOURNALISM

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me.

Preservation Hall Jazz Band w/ Tom Waits - "Tootie Ma Is A Big Fine Thin...

And You Thought Your Day Was Bad

Naked man with mouse lodged in rectum tased, arrested for burglary, assault

SENECA, SC (WCSC) - A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff's deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked with a USB-powered computer peripheral in his rectum and apparently drugged, an incident report shows.

Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 24, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim's home, the report stated.

Best part....

Deputies and officers from the Seneca Police Department opined that Smith might have been high on mushrooms, and identified equipment that could be used to get high in the victim's home.

Full Story Here

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Frances

Man of Science

A contender to chair the House Energy and Commerce committee, Rep. John Shimkus of Illinois.

As you can tell from the video, he is very serious about science.

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