White Wine In The Sun by Tim Minchin

Tom Waits- Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis (Studio Version)

Palin

Red State

This looks good. Damn good. Can't wait.

Frances

Murray Xmas !

Pat Robertson Is Making Perfect Sense. I Must Be High.

Saves

Church

Satan Attacking Rod Parsley's Ministry Again

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Badass Tweet

Thanks For The Tax Cut

Thanks for the Tax Cut!
By LARRY DAVID

THERE is a God! It passed! The Bush tax cuts have been extended two years for the upper bracketeers, of which I am a proud member, thank you very much. I’m the last person in the world I’d want to be beside, but I am beside myself! This is a life changer, I tell you. A life changer!

To begin with, I was planning a trip to Cabo with my kids for Christmas vacation. We were going to fly coach, but now with the money I’m saving in taxes, I’m going to splurge and bump myself up to first class. First class! Somebody told me they serve warm nuts up there, and call you “mister.” I might not get off the plane!

Full Story Here

Don't Be Friends with Gays

It looks like YouTube removed the video of Pat warning against being friends with those scary homosexuals because it violated their rules on "hate speech".

If they continue to delete videos like that, it will really cut into my pointing and laughing time.

Jackass Quote Of The Week

Yes, because the bigoted idiots who constantly denounce homosexuals have no blood on their hands. Jackass.

God's Image

Marty Robbins - Don't Worry

Badassery at 1:28 in. Yes.

Tom Waits

Our Friday buddy Tom is being inducted into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame.

His reaction....

"I never really cared about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but now I am surprised to discover how much I do care."

DADT

Yes, Don't Ask Don't Tell (truly a moronic policy if ever there was one) is on it's way out. Rather than celebrating it's demise, I find myself more embarrassed it took us this long to end a pointless irrational means of discrimination.

Now here comes the screeching and whining from those whose bigotry is emboldened by a idiotic and meaningless book of retarded myths.

Like this asshole...

"Homosexual sin will always be a stench in the nostrils of Almighty God, an abomination which God condemns and shall punish with everlasting destruction. Even if the Senate had voted 100 to 0 to legalize sin, they could not remove God from His throne of Judgment, before which every knee shall bow, and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord." - Former U.S. Navy Chaplain Gordon Klingenschmitt


Too bad, so sad.

Loud Noises

I'm guessing this woman has never read 1 Corinthians 14:34

The Greatest Video Ever

Another Myth

Zeus

Tom Waits - Hoist That Rag

"He's Got A Problem"

"This guy, I'm sorry, he's gonna be Speaker of the House, and he's not gonna invite me to his Christmas party, but this guy has an emotional problem that every time he talks about anything that's not 'raise taxes' he cries. If this were a woman, if you saw Nancy Pelosi, who's been villified, and I'm not taking sides, if you saw her getting up and crying... I hope he's a good Speaker of the House, but he's got a problem." - Barbara Walters

Egads

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Simpsons Strike Again

Biting the hand that feeds you. Always funny.

I'm Hungry

War On Xmas

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It's Friday. Go Out In Style.

Tom Waits - Blind Love

More Christian Love

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Jackass Quote Of The Week

"If people can't even feed and clothe themselves should they be allowed to vote? Should they be voting? If people who are receiving government assistance, that is taxpayer assistance, if they weren't allowed to vote can you imagine the political difference in this country? Can you imagine? It's just a think piece, putting it out there for you to ponder?" - Rush Limbaugh

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Division

I would remove the word "please", but otherwise a solid poster.

Marines

Ellsberg

"So shame on Barack Obama, Eric Holder, and all those who spew platitudes about integrity, justice and accountability while allowing war criminals and torturers to walk freely upon the Earth. ... the American people should be outraged that their government has transformed a nation with a reputation for freedom, justice, tolerance and respect for human rights into a backwater that revels in its criminality, cover-ups, injustices and hypocrisies." - Daniel Ellsberg

Good & Evil

The Death Of Rudolph

Paranoid Christmas

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Bill Maher

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Beaver

Good God it's really happening.

The good thing is.....it looks fucking awful.

Beck

Extraordinary Claims

Nice

"People do deserve respect. Beliefs, however, do not deserve automatic respect — that has to be earned. When beliefs are laughable, they deserve ridicule rather than respect." - Austin Cline

Tom Waits - Jesus Gonna Be Here ( Rare Live )

Really?

Seriously?

Jodi Foster has directed a movie starring Mel Gibson as a guy who adopts a beaver hand-puppet as his sole means of communicating.

Seriously.

Oof.

Va. Lawmaker Says TSA Pat Downs Promote ‘Homosexual Agenda’

Literally

"This means war!!"

Christian Nation

"Quite often you hear people say, 'What about separation of church and state?' There is no such thing, I mean it just does not exist, and it does not exist in America for a purpose, because we are a Christian nation." - Minnesota Secretary of State candidate Dan Severson

And yet a simple search of the United States Constitution finds not one single mention of God, Jesus, or Christianity.

Not one.

I for one couldn't be more thrilled that our laws are NOT based on the ugly sexist, racist, homophobic laws laid out in the Bible.

Tea Party Founder Judson Phillips

Tea party founder Judson Phillips believes that only property owners should be allowed to vote.

He starts off by saying that this is how the 'founding fathers' did it.

Of course, he doesn't mention that their property was also people.

Chosen

American Atheists' New Billboard

It's located at the New Jersey entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel.

Surprisingly, Christians are not amused.

Hank Thompson - The Older the Violin the Sweeter the Music

Back

Took a bit of time off there. You noticed, right?

Very relaxing stretch of holiday. I'm sure it was the same for you as well.

Jackass Quote of the Week

"By idolizing adolescence, we have artificially prolonged the age at which people enter in marriage. The average is now, according to 2007 figures, about 27.5 years for men and 25.6 for women. But the young men and women whom God has created become sexually mature by their mid-teens. The bodies that God has created are ready for sexual intimacy by the time they are 16. Unless God has made a mistake in the way he has designed our sexuality, then we need to rethink our whole understanding of the optimum age for entering into marriage." - Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association

Mark Your Calendar. Again.

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Fox News

Ricky Gervais - Act of God

Bible

Glenn Beck

Time to check in with resident loony toon Glenn Beck...




Wow. Anyone ever bother to tell Glenn that the Tower of Babel is fictional? There isn't one single solitary shred of historical evidence ANYWHERE that it ever existed. It's mentioned in a book of myths and fairy tales. That's it. The picture he is showing for comparison is a PAINTING. Jackass.

For a long time I've thought Glenn was just acting loony and retarded to play down to the lowest common denominator that makes up his audience. Between his denial of evolution and now this, it's becoming clear that no....he really is that damn dumb.

Anytime now he should be putting together a new program on why the earth is actually flat and how fluoride in our toothpaste is stealing our bodily fluids.

Airport Security

I don't know about you.....but pictures like these sure make me feel safe.

Don't know If anyone noticed or not.....but the terrorists appeared to have won.

Fox News - SERIOUS JOURNALISM

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me.

Preservation Hall Jazz Band w/ Tom Waits - "Tootie Ma Is A Big Fine Thin...

And You Thought Your Day Was Bad

Naked man with mouse lodged in rectum tased, arrested for burglary, assault

SENECA, SC (WCSC) - A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff's deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked with a USB-powered computer peripheral in his rectum and apparently drugged, an incident report shows.

Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 24, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim's home, the report stated.

Best part....

Deputies and officers from the Seneca Police Department opined that Smith might have been high on mushrooms, and identified equipment that could be used to get high in the victim's home.

Full Story Here

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Children

Frances

Man of Science

A contender to chair the House Energy and Commerce committee, Rep. John Shimkus of Illinois.

As you can tell from the video, he is very serious about science.

Hitchens

Noah

There's a horse in that car!

Tom Waits - Yesterday Is Here

I Like To Move It Move It, I Like To Move It Move It

Inside

Infromed

Cindy Jacobs Prophesies A Third Party

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Tea Party

Laws

Ted Danson and Zack Galifianakis - Bored to Death

Blood Of Jesus V Obama

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First?

Weather reports are promising me the first snowfall of the season tomorrow. Although I doubt it will look like the picture my Iphone is showing.....I'm still looking forward to seeing those little white flakes of fun.

Tom Waits - 2:19

Frances Is Comfortable

Two Spaces

Marty Stuart - John Anderson - Busted

Found Jesus?

Marcus Brigstocke on Christianity

Wrong With The World

Best Election Night Headline

Courtesy of Joe My God....

DELAWARE: O'Donnell Trounced, Entire State Masturbates In Celebration

Awesome. Plus, it gives me the excuse to use this picture one more time...

Election Day