Suppose there really was a Jesus and what the bible says happened to him was true. Now suppose Jesus were to come back and see how his followers are worshipping and acting. I'm willing to bet he would say, "You're worshipping that and using the cross to signify your belief?? You are one sick bunch of puppies!!"
Lenny Bruce used to have a bit along that lines. Something about if Jesus had lived and died today we would have to put up with Christians running around with tiny electric chairs around their necks. What always gets me is that if you read the Bible, resurrection isn't all that amazing. It seemed to happen quite a bit back then.....
and think of how different a Vampire movie would be with people holding up those little electric chairs and the blood sucking baddies hissing and cowering away at the sight of them!
...and THAT reminds me of Polanski's "The Fearless Vampire Killers". The hero holds a cross up to a Jewish vampire...who then laughs and says "Boy, have YOU got the wrong vampire".
lol, perfect! i never saw that one, probly should at some point though.
"If Superman was a vampire, would you need a cross made of kryptonite?"--National Lampoon circa 1983
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