June 30, 2010
June 29, 2010
June 27, 2010
June 25, 2010
Jackass Quote of the Week
"The Gulf catastrophe is in fact a result of Obama pushing a homosexual agenda and homosexual marriage. It is also a result of him trying to make the U.S. government sanction this foolishness," - Black Christian News Network
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June 22, 2010
June 21, 2010
Huckabee Spouting Bullshit.....No Shock.
"I do believe that God created male and female and intended for marriage to be the relationship of the two opposite sexes, male and female are biologically compatible to have a relationship. We can get into the ick factor, but the fact is two men in a relationship, two women in a relationship, biologically, that doesn't work the same." - Mike Huckabee
Hey Mike.....who gives a flying fuck what you "believe". Some people believe that god wants them to cut into the genitals of young girls. Does that mean we have to elect them to office?
And if "god" was so hot to have only men and women created for marriage to one another, then how come he's so at ease with the tons of polygamy and incest running rampant in the Bible?
You sir, are a jackass. Your religion is vile, hateful, bronze-age garbage. Fuck off.
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Hey Mike.....who gives a flying fuck what you "believe". Some people believe that god wants them to cut into the genitals of young girls. Does that mean we have to elect them to office?
And if "god" was so hot to have only men and women created for marriage to one another, then how come he's so at ease with the tons of polygamy and incest running rampant in the Bible?
You sir, are a jackass. Your religion is vile, hateful, bronze-age garbage. Fuck off.
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June 20, 2010
June 17, 2010
Actually Need This
Got a broken drawer that I've been to busy to buy some wood glue for....
Could use some of this I guess...
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Could use some of this I guess...
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June 16, 2010
On The Road Again....
Heading out of town for a couple days on business. Blog will be shhhhhh.....quiet.
Keep the Internet lights on for me...
I'll still be goofing off on twitter while out of town.
If you aren't on Twitter, you should be.
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Keep the Internet lights on for me...
I'll still be goofing off on twitter while out of town.
If you aren't on Twitter, you should be.
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June 15, 2010
Touchdown Jesus
I've posted pictures of this infamous "touchdown Jesus" statue from here in Ohio before...
A 62-foot high statue of JC letting us know the kick is up, the kick is good...
Well, looks like there was a instant replay look at those plays on the field.....LIGHTNING STRUCK THE STATUE last night and burned it to the ground.
Lightning my ass.
Proof positive has now been delivered to us of our future alien overlords.
Hail Xenu.
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A 62-foot high statue of JC letting us know the kick is up, the kick is good...
Well, looks like there was a instant replay look at those plays on the field.....LIGHTNING STRUCK THE STATUE last night and burned it to the ground.
Lightning my ass.
Proof positive has now been delivered to us of our future alien overlords.
Hail Xenu.
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June 14, 2010
Ignorant Wingnut Cliche'
"Just 50 years ago, in the 1950s, America was a great place, it was safe. It was decent. Children got good educations in the public schools. Even blue-collar fathers brought home middle-class incomes, so moms could stay home with the kids. Television shows reflected sound, traditional values". - author William Lind
There is so much stupid in that quote, it literally hurts. Gee, wonder why every wingnut on television and radio always talks about how "wonderful" the 1950's were. I'm sure it's a coincidence that they are all white men.
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There is so much stupid in that quote, it literally hurts. Gee, wonder why every wingnut on television and radio always talks about how "wonderful" the 1950's were. I'm sure it's a coincidence that they are all white men.
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June 12, 2010
June 11, 2010
Thanks BP
(CNN) -- Scientists now estimate the leaking BP oil well in the Gulf of Mexico was releasing 20,000 to 40,000 barrels -- or 840,000 to 1.7 million gallons -- per day through last week, the head of the U.S. Geological Survey said Thursday.
The scientists' previous estimate was 12,000 to 19,000 barrels per day
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The scientists' previous estimate was 12,000 to 19,000 barrels per day
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June 10, 2010
Jackass Quote of the Week
From Joe My God....
"It seemed a real danger that the boy being raised by the same-sex couple would bring to school something obscene or pornographic, or refer to such things in conversation, as they go along with the same-sex lifestyle, which--as not being related to procreation-- is inherently eroticized and pornographic. He might expose other children to such things, as he might easily have encountered them in his household." - The Archdiocese of Boston's Pilot newspaper columnist Michael Pakaluk, explaining why he objected to the six year-old son of a gay couple being in the same class with his boy.
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"It seemed a real danger that the boy being raised by the same-sex couple would bring to school something obscene or pornographic, or refer to such things in conversation, as they go along with the same-sex lifestyle, which--as not being related to procreation-- is inherently eroticized and pornographic. He might expose other children to such things, as he might easily have encountered them in his household." - The Archdiocese of Boston's Pilot newspaper columnist Michael Pakaluk, explaining why he objected to the six year-old son of a gay couple being in the same class with his boy.
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June 09, 2010
Loser
It wasn’t even close.
Former NFL player Damon Dunn beat Orly Taitz, widely known as the Birther Queen by about 3-to-1 in the California Republican primary for Secratary of state .
Damn. I was seriously rooting for her.......a win would have been really really entertaining.
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Former NFL player Damon Dunn beat Orly Taitz, widely known as the Birther Queen by about 3-to-1 in the California Republican primary for Secratary of state .
Damn. I was seriously rooting for her.......a win would have been really really entertaining.
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June 08, 2010
June 07, 2010
Myth Debunked
Not just a myth, but the saying "there are no atheists in foxholes" is actually small minded bigotry.
June 06, 2010
Unreal
I ask you....why is ANYONE still attending Catholic Mass? Why isn't there a mass exodus from this twisted brand of Christianity? What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Here's Mojoey at Deep Thoughts with yet another one of "those stories"....
As we’ve learned lately, the Catholic church is not trustworthy. Case in point, the Catholic church treated a Danish priest convicted of downloading 38 movies involving sexual activities with minors as if it were a speeding ticket. They told nobody of his conviction and put him back to work with kids. There is not an acceptable excuse for this type of behavior.
Here's Mojoey at Deep Thoughts with yet another one of "those stories"....
As we’ve learned lately, the Catholic church is not trustworthy. Case in point, the Catholic church treated a Danish priest convicted of downloading 38 movies involving sexual activities with minors as if it were a speeding ticket. They told nobody of his conviction and put him back to work with kids. There is not an acceptable excuse for this type of behavior.
What does it take to get a priest defrocked? We know it’s not child porn, nor is it child molestation, heck, repeated child rape is not enough to get you defrocked. I’m willing to bet that if a priest violated the Catholic church’s policy banning condom use, he would be out on his ass. Where are their priorities?
Magazine Cover
The actual cover of the current issue of "Vermont Catholic". My subscription ran out a while back, but this has been making the rounds on the interwebs....
Oof.
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Oof.
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June 04, 2010
GOP.....Always Stayin' Classy. Always.
A Jackass quote to be sure......
SC senator: We’ve ‘got one raghead in the White House, we don’t need a raghead in the governor’s mansion.’
Today, the Christian Broadcasting Network published a story about Nikki Haley, the frontrunner to become South Carolina’s GOP gubernatorial nominee, saying that she “recently changed the language on her website to reflect a more Christian tone.” The story said that although Haley has “gone out of her way to make sure people know she is a Christian,” she was raised in the Sikh faith and placed more emphasis on that tradition when she ran for the state legislature in 2004. This evening in an interview with Pub Politics, state Sen. Jake Knotts (R-SC) — who is supporting a different candidate — slammed Haley by using a racial slur:
"We already got one raghead in the White House, we don’t need a raghead in the governor’s mansion."
Full Story Here
H/T
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SC senator: We’ve ‘got one raghead in the White House, we don’t need a raghead in the governor’s mansion.’
Today, the Christian Broadcasting Network published a story about Nikki Haley, the frontrunner to become South Carolina’s GOP gubernatorial nominee, saying that she “recently changed the language on her website to reflect a more Christian tone.” The story said that although Haley has “gone out of her way to make sure people know she is a Christian,” she was raised in the Sikh faith and placed more emphasis on that tradition when she ran for the state legislature in 2004. This evening in an interview with Pub Politics, state Sen. Jake Knotts (R-SC) — who is supporting a different candidate — slammed Haley by using a racial slur:
"We already got one raghead in the White House, we don’t need a raghead in the governor’s mansion."
Full Story Here
H/T
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June 03, 2010
Jackass Quote of the Week
Lest anyone thing that only Rightwing Teabagger Nutballs get to shine in Jackass Quote of the Week......
"And that Word is, we have to give voice to what that means in terms of public policy that would be in keeping with the values of the Word. The Word. Isn't it a beautiful word when you think of it? It just covers everything. The Word.....Fill it in with anything you want. But, of course, we know it means: 'The Word was made flesh and dwelt amongst us.' And that's the great mystery of our faith. He will come again. He will come again." - Nancy Pelosi
Thanks for that Nancy. Dolt.
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"And that Word is, we have to give voice to what that means in terms of public policy that would be in keeping with the values of the Word. The Word. Isn't it a beautiful word when you think of it? It just covers everything. The Word.....Fill it in with anything you want. But, of course, we know it means: 'The Word was made flesh and dwelt amongst us.' And that's the great mystery of our faith. He will come again. He will come again." - Nancy Pelosi
Thanks for that Nancy. Dolt.
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Tweet...
Been really enjoying Twitter as of late. More than I expected to, that's for sure.
Saw this tweet last night, and it cracked me up...
Gerry Duggan (@GerryDuggan) 6/2/10 7:33 PM Um, I don't want to cause a panic but BP's chairman just put his baby son into a rocket and blasted him into outer space.
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Saw this tweet last night, and it cracked me up...
Gerry Duggan (@GerryDuggan) 6/2/10 7:33 PM Um, I don't want to cause a panic but BP's chairman just put his baby son into a rocket and blasted him into outer space.
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Ugly News
Woman: Church Covered Up My Rape as Teen
Says Deacon Impregnated Her in '97; Church Elders Blamed Her; Alleged Rapist Now Under Arrest; Pastor at Time Denies Cover-up
(CBS) A woman now living in Arizona alleges she was raped twice 13 years ago by a prominent member of her church at the time, the fundamentalist Trinity Baptist Church in Concord, N.H.
Tina Anderson says the rapes resulted in her becoming pregnant when she was only 15.
She also asserts church officials, led by its now former pastor, covered up the crime.
Full Story Here
Says Deacon Impregnated Her in '97; Church Elders Blamed Her; Alleged Rapist Now Under Arrest; Pastor at Time Denies Cover-up
(CBS) A woman now living in Arizona alleges she was raped twice 13 years ago by a prominent member of her church at the time, the fundamentalist Trinity Baptist Church in Concord, N.H.
Tina Anderson says the rapes resulted in her becoming pregnant when she was only 15.
She also asserts church officials, led by its now former pastor, covered up the crime.
Full Story Here
Cheater
Just saw a story about some screwball walking an ancient execution device across country.....
Seriously?? A wheel? Isn't there a commandment against cheating?
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Seriously?? A wheel? Isn't there a commandment against cheating?
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