A 62-foot high statue of JC letting us know the kick is up, the kick is good...
Well, looks like there was a instant replay look at those plays on the field.....LIGHTNING STRUCK THE STATUE last night and burned it to the ground.
Lightning my ass.
Proof positive has now been delivered to us of our future alien overlords.
Hail Xenu.
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A minute of silence please, while the strains of "Drop Kick Me, Jesus" play softly in the background . . . .
Do you think the lightening struck right in between the arms? If so, that would be epic. But it's missed the american football season by a few months. Man, I know there's a time delay between our TV and the aliens, but you'd think they would account for it.
ROFL! That completely made my day!!! I knew there was intelligent life somewhere out there :)
Cheers!
What sickens me most is that this church spent $250,000 to erect this thing....money that could have been better spent helping the poor and homeless!
Solid point Suzy. Word is they plan on building it again as well. Completely jackass move.
This one ended up being more of a "Hey Zeus!" than a Jesus. Touchdown Jesus, such a great name. So they have $700,000 in damages. Are they going to spend it building another stupid-looking statue of a guy sitting in the water with his arms up?
A minute of silence please, while the strains of "Drop Kick Me, Jesus" play softly in the background . . . .
...through the goal posts of life...end over end either left or to right...
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