July 27, 2010

40 Days of Derp

These two chowderheads are yammering about fasting for 40 days and signing some document they scawled together using crayons and a napkin from the local gay bar. They want candidates elected who will stand up for their version of 'morality'.

I love how the tubby one relates their document to something holy "like the bible or the constitution". Huh? Have either of these two assclowns read the constitution? I'm guessing no.



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3 comments:

Univarn said...

He said Fast as God directs you, right? I have a feeling in his case God will be directing him straight to the front of the line at Burger King. Well, he may not be that dumb (I'm sure he's hired a publicist). Perhaps he'll just order Papa Johns by the boat load the week before, and stock up on Burger King.

ISRAEL CARRASCO said...

This is the only preacher that I listen to:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x21cqv_farting-preacher-3_fun

SUZY8-TRACK said...

Someone should spy on these guys to see if they really do comply with the 40 days of fasting. I bet the chubby one will FAIL....and he'll claim that the devil made him do it rather than admit that he was weak.