Bible Quote Of The Week

Deuteronomy 25:11-12 (NIV)

If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.

When Did You Choose to Be Straight?

Truth In Advertising

H/T

Restore Sanity. Drop Fox.

Weirdo Tweet

Cats Rule

Put two dumb dogs together and they will just end up with their noses up each others rectum. Two cats = instant entertainment.

Tom Waits - All The World Is Green

Ted Olson Quote

"It happens every once in awhile at the federal level when the solicitor general, on behalf of the U.S., will confess error or decline to defend a law. I don't know what is going through the [Obama] administration's thought process on 'don't ask, don't tell.' It would be appropriate for them to say 'the law has been deemed unconstitutional, we are not going to seek further review of that.'" - Former Bush administration Solicitor General Ted Olson.

H/T

Groucho

Classic

Pick & Choose

Nope, No Half Monkeys Here....

IF YOU USE CONDOMS YOU WILL NOT BE RAPTURED

Bigotry

Tom Waits - Old shoes (And Picture Postcards)

Good One, Dave

"Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late." – David Letterman

Joel Burns - Hero

Jackass Quote of the Week

"What I believe is irrelevant" - Christine O’Donnell during last night's Senate debate, when asked if she believes in evolution.

Yes, you only want people to elect you to the United States Senate. Why would something as irrelevant as what you believe be important?




The truth is, what you THINK is irrelevant.

Teabagger Propaganda

Actual billboard recently put up in Colorado.

Obama as a Muslim, a Nazi Gangster(?), a Mexican, and a Gay.

You know, because the right wing in this country believes in 'let he without sin', 'love thy neighbor', and all that flowery Christian rhetoric.

In truth, the Republican party is being propped up by racists, homophobes, religious zealots, and xenophobic fuckheads.

Epic Battle

God's Magic Underwear Needs Freedom

This man is a fucking lunatic. Seriously.

Fox News = SERIOUS Journalism

Everyone Loses

More Tea Party Tolerance

"There is nothing to be proud of in being a dysfunctional homoxsexual, That's not how God created us, and that's not the example that we should be showing our children -- and certainly not in our schools. I just think my children and your children would be much better off and much more successful getting married and raising a family, and I don't want them brainwashed into thinking that homosexuality is an equally valid and successful option, it isn't." - Tea Party Fuckface Carl Paladino

Dawkins

We are all Africans
Uploaded by blindwatcher. - Videos of the latest science discoveries and tech.

Layin' Low

Been just layin' low over the holiday weekend.

Enjoying the beginning of hockey and the end of warm weather.

Tom Waits - Semi Suite

Jackass Quotes of the Week (tie)

"I hope all the queers are thrilled to see him (NC House Speaker Joe Hackney). I am sure there will be a couple legislative fruitloops there in the audience." - North Carolina state Rep. Larry Brown

And because we can't have Republican homophobia with some good old fashioned Republican racism.....

"It took a long time to end slavery; yes it did. But it also took a long time to start slavery, and it started small and it started with seemingly innocent ideas. And then a little court order here and a little court order there, and a little more regulation here and a little more regulation there, and before we knew it America had slavery. It didn't come over on a ship to begin with as an evil slave trade, the government began to regulate things because the people needed answers, they needed solutions. It started in a courtroom and then it went to the legislatures, that's how slavery began." - Professional Fucking Lunatic Glenn Beck

Frances

Update: This is Eponymous, guest commentator & the co-owner of Frances: Lemmy graciously posted her picture for the enjoyment of all, but I thought him remiss in failing to give any "background." Frances was a houseguest at Lemmy's this weekend, and this picture pretty much epitomizes the experience: She was LARGE and IN CHARGE!! She was busted opening pretty much EVERY cupboard, she conquered & held territory, and she even pounced on poor Banjo, the resident feline!

Beck

Slow News Day At CNN

Rub It

H/T

I Am Not A Witch

Only one possible reaction to that insanely creepy campaign ad....

Take it Tobias...

Focus

In case you are confused about what to do after you waltz into the voting booth for the next election.....the friendly folks at Focus On The Family have issued some slick advice:

Does the candidate have a Christian world-view? Is he pro-life? A clue is whether he knows the embryonic stem-cell debate and opposes the process. Does she firmly support God’s definition of marriage, and does she oppose civil unions that give marriage benefits to same-sex couples? Does he believe that parents, rather than the state, have ultimate say over what a child learns in school? Is she hostile toward or silent on matters of faith? A candidate’s positions on all these issues are important indicators.

Political Parties matter. You like the platform and values of a local candidate who’s running with the party you typically vote against. Should you cross party lines and vote for him? Don’t forget that whichever party is in the majority has control over which bills eventually reach the floor. You’re voting for more than individual candidates; you’re voting for which party sets the agenda.

Full Of ****

Non Sequitur

Tom Waits - Rains On Me