October 20, 2010

IF YOU USE CONDOMS YOU WILL NOT BE RAPTURED

6 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Isn't that the same dork who was playing his little Hammond organ beside the river and singing some gawdawful song he wrote about the apocalypse? Looks an awful lot like him.

Who you callin' housewife? said...

The third eagle of the apocalypse? WTF? Why can't we restrict freedom of speech to rational people only?

Dr. Monkey said...

Good. I don't wanna go anyway.

Anonymous said...

Dear third eagle of the apocalypse,
I always thought it was called the "pull and pray" method. Please clarify.
Thanks,
Jesus

Chris said...

Dear The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse,
(Can I just call you 'the' or 'the third'?)

Is that a microphone in your jacket? Or are you just happy there won't be condoms in heaven?

@ Lemmy Caution - Stubenville? You must meet these folks all the time!

Lemmy Caution said...

Chis - Yes. Indedd they are everywhere. In fact, they have invited Newt Gingrich and his (current) wife to our city to give a speech on....something.