October 06, 2010

Jackass Quotes of the Week (tie)

"I hope all the queers are thrilled to see him (NC House Speaker Joe Hackney). I am sure there will be a couple legislative fruitloops there in the audience." - North Carolina state Rep. Larry Brown

And because we can't have Republican homophobia with some good old fashioned Republican racism.....

"It took a long time to end slavery; yes it did. But it also took a long time to start slavery, and it started small and it started with seemingly innocent ideas. And then a little court order here and a little court order there, and a little more regulation here and a little more regulation there, and before we knew it America had slavery. It didn't come over on a ship to begin with as an evil slave trade, the government began to regulate things because the people needed answers, they needed solutions. It started in a courtroom and then it went to the legislatures, that's how slavery began." - Professional Fucking Lunatic Glenn Beck

8 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Slavery started in the court room and legislature? WTF?

a rose is a rose said...

what? what? what the fuck? what? you made that shite up lemmy, right? i KNOW you did. even professional fucking lunatic glenn MORMON beck didn't say too much government caused slavery

The Frog Queen said...

I hear screaming....where is that coming from? It is terrifying....

...even the cats looks scared!

Wait? Is that me? I am screaming out loud again. Crap, I thought that was in my head.

Cheers!

Professor Chaos said...

God, is Beck even trying anymore? Just combine something bad, like say, slavery with "big government" and phone it in. Like we never had murderers until the government started regulating murder. There were no earthquakes until the courts got involved.

Once Known as The Badger said...

Sputter, sputter!

Toyin O. said...

Interesting post.

http://youcanfacetodaybecausehelives.blogspot.com

standing on my head said...

i am now convinced that glenn beck is illiterate. anybody that can read would now how deeply incoherent that statement is.

SUZY8-TRACK said...

Good Grief! I really hope that this is just a bad joke! Does Glenn Beck really believe this? If so, then the education system has failed him!