VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI has made a sweeping exoneration of the Jewish people for the death of Jesus Christ, tackling one of the most controversial issues in Christianity in a new book.
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In related news Benjamin Netanyahu has forgiven the Catholics for the forcible rape of tens of thousands of children and the systematic cover up of the crimes.
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But then - who did it??? Looks like Jesus was - double crossed!
(Shamelessly ripping off Jon Sterwart...)
Even though he could turn water into wine and houseplants into weed....somehow Jeebus was overpowerd by a group of skinny white Romans with whips.
Jesus was no Neo.
Do not try and nail yourself to the cross. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
There is no cross.
Then you'll see, that it is not the Jews that nail, it is only yourself.
But when will someone forgive the Nazi Youth?
I guess he figures this will soften the blow when he exonerates all those child molesting priests!
There are REASONS I've been running away fast and hard from those bastards (Catholics) for 50 years, you know.
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