If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat? - Sarah Palin
Well hmmmm. On the plus side she does know what vegans don't eat, so there is that. On the other side she's proven once again: you can teach someone what a word means, but without understanding context they'll still sound stupid.
She then said, "Thanks, y'all! I'll be here all week! Tip your waitresses!"
Somebody please confirm which stand-up comedian or humorist she plagiarized for this tidbit? (In the words of Dave Attell, "That joke's so old it could vote.")
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Well hmmmm. On the plus side she does know what vegans don't eat, so there is that. On the other side she's proven once again: you can teach someone what a word means, but without understanding context they'll still sound stupid.
Though it did just occur to me, by her logic we're allowed to be cannibals right?
Though it did just occur to me, by her logic we're allowed to be cannibals right?.
You got it!
Vegans are practically beating down her door hoping to have dinner with her, or even to just sit on that couch made out of the dead bear.
Then maybe, after dinner, they could go for a helicopter ride and shoot some wolves together.
you made that one up yourself, right? she really didn't say THAT, right?
She then said, "Thanks, y'all! I'll be here all week! Tip your waitresses!"
Somebody please confirm which stand-up comedian or humorist she plagiarized for this tidbit? (In the words of Dave Attell, "That joke's so old it could vote.")
I miss Insomniac.
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