August 26, 2010

Jackass Quote Of The Week

President Obama is not a Muslim. I’m taking his word that he is a Christian. But here’s where it falls apart for many Americans: It’s a Christianity that most Americans just don’t recognize. I don’t know what that is, other than it’s not Muslim, it’s not Christian. It’s a perversion of the gospel of Jesus Christ as most Christians know it. - Mormon douchebag Glenn Beck




I Miss Basil Marceaux

Charlie Brooker

If you read anything today, read this.

Charlie Brooker is damn funny, and his take on the Mosque in New York is unbelievably good.

The planned "ultra-mosque" will be a staggering 5,600ft tall – more than five times higher than the tallest building on Earth – and will be capped with an immense dome of highly-polished solid gold, carefully positioned to bounce sunlight directly toward the pavement, where it will blind pedestrians and fry small dogs. The main structure will be delimited by 600 minarets, each shaped like an upraised middle finger, and housing a powerful amplifier: when synchronised, their combined sonic might will be capable of relaying the muezzin's call to prayer at such deafening volume, it will be clearly audible in the Afghan mountains, where thousands of terrorists are poised to celebrate by running around with scarves over their faces, firing AK-47s into the sky and yelling whatever the foreign word for "victory" is.

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August 17, 2010

Absolutely Perfect. Bravo.



“You *can* build a Catholic church next to a playground. Should you? … Or am I alone in thinking it’s a little ‘too soon’ for that?” - John Oliver on The Daily Show (August 16, 2010)

Jesus



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No Life

Unreal Quotes

These bigotry is strong with this one.

Headaches guaranteed.

The Ten Dumbest Maggie Gallagher Quotes

August 09, 2010

Medical Masturbation

Hilarious find from the blog Dispatches From The Culture Wars who stumbled across this gem from a website called Exodusyouth.net

If you are using masturbation to medicate pain, loneliness, or brokenness, then acknowledge it and begin to understand what triggers you and how you handle certain issues. Your brain has been conditioned to respond to hard life situations through masturbation. It will take some time to retrain your brain and respond to these same situations by turning to Christ who is THE absolute medicator and healer. Masturbation only medicates for a few minutes. Christ heals for a lifetime.

Reminds me of the great Woody Allen quote "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love".

August 07, 2010

In The Name Of...

"I respect completely people who want to find a church that's more in accord with what they can morally accept. But for me, walking away is the thing right now. In the name of Christ, in the name of God." - Anne Rice

Sigh.

Nothing

Gays Want To Destroy "The Church"

Bigot.

August 03, 2010

Charlie Rich - Behind Closed Doors

"The Silver Fox"

His destructive personal behavior famously culminated at the CMA awards ceremony for 1975, when he presented the award for Entertainer of the Year, while visibly intoxicated. Instead of reading the name of the winner, who happened to be John Denver, he set fire to the envelope with a cigarette lighter, before announcing the award had gone to "My friend Mr. John Denver." Some considered it an act of rebellion against the Music Row-controlled Nashville Sound.


Dennis

Groucho

Ground Zero Mosque


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