August 09, 2010

Medical Masturbation

Hilarious find from the blog Dispatches From The Culture Wars who stumbled across this gem from a website called Exodusyouth.net

If you are using masturbation to medicate pain, loneliness, or brokenness, then acknowledge it and begin to understand what triggers you and how you handle certain issues. Your brain has been conditioned to respond to hard life situations through masturbation. It will take some time to retrain your brain and respond to these same situations by turning to Christ who is THE absolute medicator and healer. Masturbation only medicates for a few minutes. Christ heals for a lifetime.

Reminds me of the great Woody Allen quote "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love".

5 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

What if he masturbates while thinking of Christ? Is that okay?

Once Known as The Badger said...

I think that sounds decidedly gay. It would be the short, fast trip to hell, wouldn't you think?. On the other hand, well, that one works too.

Professor Chaos said...

So, youre supposed to be celibate AND no masturbation? Seems unnecessarily harsh!

Lemmy Caution said...

So, youre supposed to be celibate AND no masturbation? Seems unnecessarily harsh! .

Works out good for Catholic Priests, right? No problems there.

Who you callin' housewife? said...

I woke today feeling a little despondent. It's just me and the cat. I'm going to see if there are some fresh batteries in the house and see if I can feel better for at least a few minutes.