January 31, 2011
January 28, 2011
Nope, Nothing Creepy Here
Ted Haggard, the Christian preacher famous for gay sex and smoking meth poses in a hot tub with his family.
January 27, 2011
January 26, 2011
No Wonder It's Cold In Here
The heat disperses itself into the living room much more efficiently when there isn't a fuzzy cat ass draped over it. Thanks Frances.
Words With Friends
If you have an Iphone and play the game "Words With Friends", you are more than welcome to pop my name in and we shall do some tile battle.
lemmycaution25
Bring it.
lemmycaution25
Bring it.
Louvin Brothers - I Don't Believe You've Met My Baby
Charlie Louvin, a member of one of the pre-eminent brother acts in country music and an inspiration to several generations of rock musicians, died Wednesday at his home in Wartrace, Tenn. He was 83.
Full Story Here
Offensive Magazine Cover
In Mountain Home, Arkansas a Harps grocery store has done it's customers a community service by covering up an offensive magazine cover....
One can only imagine the horrible offensive image that the store saw fit to ensure didn't burn the retinas of children and destroy the delicate sensibilities of good Americans everywhere....
What's behind the plastic.....?
Arkansas....keeping people safe from teh scary gayz and their devil offspring.
One can only imagine the horrible offensive image that the store saw fit to ensure didn't burn the retinas of children and destroy the delicate sensibilities of good Americans everywhere....
What's behind the plastic.....?
Arkansas....keeping people safe from teh scary gayz and their devil offspring.
Colbert
"For the record, I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor, and eight-episode reality show star has fully prepared her to take control of our nuclear arsenal." - STEPHEN COLBERT
January 25, 2011
January 21, 2011
January 20, 2011
January 19, 2011
Jackass Quote(s) Of The Week (tie)
First there's this asshole's people......
"It is shocking that the U.S. Supreme Court did not accept the appeal of District of Columbia citizens who were deprived of their right to vote on the definition of marriage. The Court's decision effectively upheld the finding of the Washington Human Rights Commission that it would be discriminatory to even give citizens a choice to define marriage as a union between a man and a woman. The consequences of changing the definition of marriage have broad ramifications for how the value of marriage to children and society is perceived and will affect decisions people make about marriage in their own lives. Already, 41% of children born today are deprived of a mother and father who have first chosen to make themselves irreplaceable to each through marriage. This is a human tragedy and a violation of the rights of the child." - Catholics For The Common Good
Yes, those kids born without a mother AND father are doomed. No child of a single parent has EVER amounted to anything....
Next up we have this giant asshole...
“But if you have been adopted in God’s family like I have, and like you have, if you’re a Christian and if you’re saved, and the Holy Spirit lives within you just like the Holy Spirit lives within me, then you know what that makes? It makes you and me brothers. And it makes you and me brother and sister. Now I will have to say that, if we don’t have the same daddy, we’re not brothers and sisters. So anybody here today who has not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior, I’m telling you, you’re not my brother and you’re not my sister, and I want to be your brother.” - Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley
Wow. Good luck with that Alabama.
January 18, 2011
Repulsive
Vatican warned Irish bishops not to report abuse
DUBLIN (AP) — A 1997 letter from the Vatican warned Ireland's Catholic bishops not to report all suspected child-abuse cases to police — a disclosure that victims' groups described as "the smoking gun" needed to show that the church enforced a worldwide culture of covering up crimes by pedophile priests.
The newly revealed letter, obtained by Irish broadcasters RTE and provided to The Associated Press, documents the Vatican's rejection of a 1996 Irish church initiative to begin helping police identify pedophile priests following Ireland's first wave of publicly disclosed lawsuits.
January 14, 2011
January 13, 2011
January 12, 2011
Jackass Quote Of The Week
"Still smug that it can retain the White House in 2012, even after President Obama has alienated most of the nation with his socialist, anti-white and anti-Judeo-Christian policies, the left has set out to destroy the one truly principled politician who can unite conservatives, libertarians, independents, tea partiers, people of faith and any American who truly believes in constrained government, fiscal and individual responsibility, a strong national defense, life, and yes, freedom under God! Her name is Michele Bachmann, and she is a congresswoman from Minnesota." - Larry Klayman
Wow.
Wow.
January 11, 2011
What Batshit Crazy Sounds Like
Pat doesn't just BELIEVE in god. Pat fucking TALKS to god.
I predict that come the end of 2011 Pat will still be a bigoted fool who sees women and gays as second class citizens.
Stay Classy Tea Party
The lovely folks at Tea Part Express (founded and formerly run by the overtly racist Mark Williams) is scrambling to use the tragic Arizona shootings to collect ca$h.
I know we shouldn't be surprised....especially coming from such a disgusting organization, but the depths to which these folks sink is truly something to behold.
From Huffpo...
The Tea Party Express, one of the movement's largest national groups, blasted out an email plea Monday afternoon asking their supporters to send money to defend them from liberals who are allegedly "assigning blame" to them and Sarah Palin for the shootings in Arizona over the weekend.
"It is quite clear that liberals are trying to exploit this shooting for their own political benefit, and they used deception and dishonesty to try and smear all of us and our beliefs," the email read, according to Talking Points Memo. "Well guess what: to those liberals in the news media and on the political Left who think you can silence us, you are wrong! Your efforts to try and smear us and shut us up will fail."
Full Story Here
I know we shouldn't be surprised....especially coming from such a disgusting organization, but the depths to which these folks sink is truly something to behold.
From Huffpo...
The Tea Party Express, one of the movement's largest national groups, blasted out an email plea Monday afternoon asking their supporters to send money to defend them from liberals who are allegedly "assigning blame" to them and Sarah Palin for the shootings in Arizona over the weekend.
"It is quite clear that liberals are trying to exploit this shooting for their own political benefit, and they used deception and dishonesty to try and smear all of us and our beliefs," the email read, according to Talking Points Memo. "Well guess what: to those liberals in the news media and on the political Left who think you can silence us, you are wrong! Your efforts to try and smear us and shut us up will fail."
Full Story Here
January 10, 2011
Unreal
"We’re on Sarah Palin’s targeted list. But the thing is the way that she has it depicted has the crosshairs of a gunsight over our district. People who do that, they’ve got to realize there’s consequences to that action." - Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ)
Is Sarah Plain and Dumb directly responsible?
Not really.
Did she and fellow loon Glenn help fan the flames with their angry and violent rhetoric?
You betcha.
Not exactly sure how she manages to sleep at night from here on out....
January 07, 2011
January 06, 2011
Lonely?
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (KJV)
If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
Why Pick On Religion?
"Oh Bill, you’re such a meanie, why do you have to go after religion, it gives people comfort, it doesn’t hurt anything!’ Okay, well other than most wars, the Crusades, the Inquisition, 9/11, arranged marriages to minors, blowing up girl’s schools, the suppression of women and homosexuals, ethnic cleansing, honor rape, human sacrifice, burning witches, suicide bombings, condoning slavery, and the systematic fucking of children.. There’s a few little things I have a problem with." - Bill Maher
January 04, 2011
Dirty Jesus
This is what happens when adults share crackers.
New York (CNN) -- Hundreds of people might have been exposed to hepatitis A while receiving communion on Christmas Day, Long Island officials said Monday.
The Nassau County Department of Health is offering vaccines to those who attended two services at Our Lady of Lourdes Church in Massapequa Park in Long Island, New York, according to Nassau County Department of Health spokeswoman Mary Ellen Laurain.
Jackass Quote Of The Week
"Jesus got the right to life when God conceived Him in the womb of Mary, and it’s that simple and that plain and it’s that profound. Each one of us got the right to life at the instant of conception and we have that right to life until natural death. I often go into a high school auditorium or meet with people at even the K-through-12 level in their entirety, and I will tell them: “You will be asked to answer one of the most profound moral questions of our age and that is where do you stand on the abortion issue. And you need to only ask and answer two questions. The first question is do you believe that human life is sacred in all of its forms. Is the person sitting to your left and to your right and everyone in this room, is their life sacred?" And they’ll nod their heads." - Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) 
RNC
The Republican National Committee is going to vote on a possible new chairman on January 14th. Not surprisingly, every single candidate is absolutely in favor of stripping away women’s right to a safe, legal abortion. They also completely agree to continue to fight against any and all equal rights for gay people.
That's all you need to know folks. No need to dig any further than that.
Republicans are dead set against privacy and equal rights.
But they love god and the consitution. Or something.
That's all you need to know folks. No need to dig any further than that.
Republicans are dead set against privacy and equal rights.
But they love god and the consitution. Or something.
January 03, 2011
Back From Break
Had a week or two off from just about everything. Enjoyed long stretches of not leaving the house, and not doing a whole bunch of anything. Really. Was pretty much 'unplugged' from the Internet as well. A breather was taken.
Alas, the new year is here. Time to return to work, bills, and responsibilities. Hope each and every one of you enjoyed your holidays.
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