December 04, 2009

Farmer Discovers 'Holy' Egg

Is there truly NOTHING IMPORTANT happening in the world? Why in the hell would any news outlet take time to give this airtime? Did nothing truly important happen anywhere in the world that would have been of more importance than this dingbat and her eggs? Help. Stop the world and let me off please.


prof. grewbeard said...

it's all about reassuring little old ladies and people who should know better- "See? There IS a God! look at that there egg/iron/skillet/soap bubble/whatever...JESUS!

a rose is a rose said...

she was actually WELLING up! it's an effing MISSHAPEN EGG for goddess' sake. if you need an egg to tell you to fill your heart with kindness you're will never truly 'get it' any damn way

Lemmy Caution said...

I welled up as well, but it was for different reasons.