September 23, 2009

The Bible finally does some good...

Police: Boy used Bible page for joint

SANDUSKY, Ohio, Sept. 21 (UPI) --Authorities in Ohio said a 16-year-old arrested for drug possession allegedly used a page torn from his Bible as a marijuana cigarette rolling paper.

The Erie County sheriff deputy's report said the teenager's mother called authorities at about 11:35 p.m. Tuesday and asked deputies to meet her at a car wash on Ohio 101 in Margaretta Township, the Sandusky (Ohio) Register reported Monday.

The mother told deputies she had seen her son smoking in his room and discovered a small bag of marijuana in his nightstand.

The report said the woman told deputies the boy "was smoking a marijuana cigarette using a page from his Bible."

Deputies confiscated the marijuana and the boy was arrested and charged with drug possession.


Blueberry said...

I smell a revival.

wiec? said...

i bet that's what they use the bible for in Cheech's church.

prof. grewbeard said...

i love these mothers who turn in their own sons for smoking pot- BITCH! sorry- it really pisses me off. it's so fuckin' pointless! i guess his use of the Bible was too much for the stupid cunt! oh, there i go again...

The Warfreak said...

They arrested a 16 year old kid for smoking pot at home?

Fuckin' fascists.

Lemmy Caution said...

You people are hilarious.

Next time I smoke a Bible joint I'm going to use the book of Revelations and think of all of you.

Hill said...

Wait while I compose myself.

Ah, fuck it!


p.s. The comments by Blueberry and wiec? are hifrigginglarious!