September 23, 2009

The Bible finally does some good...

Police: Boy used Bible page for joint

SANDUSKY, Ohio, Sept. 21 (UPI) --Authorities in Ohio said a 16-year-old arrested for drug possession allegedly used a page torn from his Bible as a marijuana cigarette rolling paper.

The Erie County sheriff deputy's report said the teenager's mother called authorities at about 11:35 p.m. Tuesday and asked deputies to meet her at a car wash on Ohio 101 in Margaretta Township, the Sandusky (Ohio) Register reported Monday.

The mother told deputies she had seen her son smoking in his room and discovered a small bag of marijuana in his nightstand.

The report said the woman told deputies the boy "was smoking a marijuana cigarette using a page from his Bible."

Deputies confiscated the marijuana and the boy was arrested and charged with drug possession.

3 comments:

Blueberry said...

I smell a revival.

wiec? said...

i bet that's what they use the bible for in Cheech's church.

Lemmy Caution said...

You people are hilarious.

Next time I smoke a Bible joint I'm going to use the book of Revelations and think of all of you.