The Benedictaphone !
Voice recorder “Hold and say, press and play, the holy way!”A charming likeness of the big man himself that helps you to remember things. Compact dictaphone attaches to your keyring and throws in his own holy bits at the beginning and end of every recording, adding a little divine inspiration to every day!
Think of all the fun things you could have the creepy old coot say......
"The power of the dark side compels you Luke"
"Aufmerksamkeit! Keine Juden erlaubt!""Sorry about all that kid fuckin"
"This dress is too tight"
"Every sperm is sacred!"
h/t to J-Walk