I'm often asked why I poke fun at, or just outright laugh at the Bible.
This questions almost always from folks who THINK they have read it, but really have just had cute flowery passages read to them.
They haven't really dug into the dragons, unicorns, talking trees, and other completely mystical elements that make the Bible crazier than a sack of weasels.
Here's a nice chart found on the J-Walk Blog. . . .